#deus miles

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Maryam: Be quiet, Deus! When you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me.

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Peyton: So, what do you think?

Maryam: I wasn't really listening, but I strongly disagree with Deus.

Peyton:

Peyton: He's not even here.

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Peyton: Have you seen Maryam?

Wain: I’m sure everything is fine. I last saw her with Deus.

Peyton: Those two sentences don’t go together.

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Deus: Maryam?

Maryam: What?

Deus: Do you need a hug?

Maryam: Haven't I been through enough?

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Deus, holding a salt packet: It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Bijou: Actually, it’s salt.

Deus: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Bijou, taking the salt packet from Deus: This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are also factually wrong.

Deus:

Bijou: Your arrogance is your downfall, wretch.

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Wain: Maryam, keep an eye on Deus today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Maryam: Sure, I’d love to see Deus get punched.

Wain: Try again.

Maryam, sighing: I will stop Deus from getting punched.

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Maryam: Give me some words of encouragement so I don't murder you right this second.

Deus: You can't eat cheese if you're in jail.

Maryam: Thank you.

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*The crew is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Mafeera: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Everyone:

Heather: I did. I totally broke it.

Mafeera: No. No, you didn't. Maryam?

Maryam: Don't look at me! Look at Deus.

Deus: What?! I didn't break it.

Maryam: Huh, that's strange. How'd you even know it was broken?

Deus: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Maryam: Suspicious...

Deus: No, it's not!

Wain: If it matters, probably not, but Bijou was the last one to use it.

Bijou: Liar! I don't even drink coffee.

Wain: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Bijou: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!

Peyton: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mafeera.

Mafeera: No! Who broke it?

Everyone:

Elwyn: Mafeera... Imogen has been awfully quiet.

Imogen: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Mafeera, in the confession box: I broke it. I burnt my hand so I punched it.

Mafeera: I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Mafeera:

Mafeera: Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.