Sep 28, 2020
Goro: If someone hacked into my account, I'm going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole.
Computer: Currently being hacked.
Goro: [screaming]
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Goro: If someone hacked into my account, I'm going to have a birth of cactuses out of my asshole.
Computer: Currently being hacked.
Goro: [screaming]
Goro: Alright, since the Master Builders fucked my wife, I'm going to have to have you both be a part of my team.
Jax: I mean, I guess that's fine, as long as I get my weed back, I don't really care.
Ace: I don't have a character motive.
Goro: Listen! You're going to explore this world, you're going to find Luna! She has all the weed that you need! The ganja, that Mary Jane, marij-a-mij! All in her pockets! She is your local drug dealer, and I'm going to delete the game! Now go look for Luna, and hurry up, you... fucking... brickdicks.
Goro: You shall revel in nothing but destruction. This game could have been great - and NOW YOU SHALL DIE!
Luna, scoffing: That's actually the story.
Everyone:
Goro: Is it?