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[pittorex]

Art trade !!! for labaxikat on deviant art !

[yes-martuchii-06-stuff]

The NEW GAME OF STAR WARS! AND THIS IS THE MAN! AND THE ODER is just a tiny :l 

[wei-yiing]

Baby shaungjie antics

“Wei Wuxian! Do you want to live?" 

Despite Jiang Cheng’s constant death threats, Wei Wuxian was still rolling on the floor clutching his stomach in laughter, tears glistening at the edges of his eyes. Jiang Cheng didn’t know what was so funny about the situation. There he was, entirely soaked from head to toe, while Wei Wuxian, having dropped the now empty bucket, was perfectly dry and on the ground in a laughing fit. "Are you so bored with your life that you want to die?”

Amidst his amusement, Jiang Cheng wasn’t even sure if Wei Wuxian was listening, but sure enough, he replied, “Ah, Jiang Cheng, yes that’s exactly it. It’s so hot, of course I’m bored. Training is boring- we can’t shoot kites like the older disciples. We can’t go for a swim on a training day, so, yes, I’m bored.” Still rolling on the floor in frustration, he continued, “Actually, Jiang Cheng, aren’t you grateful? In this heat, your shixiong, that is, I gave you a shower all for free. Don’t lie, you’re cooler now, right? I did you a favour, so be happy!” He chuckled again, his lilting voice grating in Jiang Cheng’s ears.

He had known with Wei Wuxian for four years now. As they opened up to each other, Jiang Cheng saw the scared and pitiful orphan boy turn into someone whom everyone liked, whom everyone envied, whom everyone wanted to be around, Jiang Cheng included; even if it meant he wanted to kill him half of the time. In the end, he was his brother.

But, Jiang Cheng also knew that his brother had a very short attention span and a penchant for pranking him. He knew that the angrier he got, the more his brother was enjoying it. But, in all honesty, during this summer noon that was so hot you could hear it in the air, the cold shock of having a bucket of water splashed over you really was refreshing. However, he had to be angry, because that’s what he did. Maybe Wei Wuxian truly was looking out for him.

He probably wasn’t.

“Idiot, you talk too much, be more concise with your words or people won’t listen to you.” That was a lie. People would always listen to Wei Wuxian, they always did. “You want to cool off so badly? Wei Wuxian, don’t be so generous…”

Wei Wuxian noticed the glint in Jiang Cheng’s eyes too late. He completely failed to account for the fact that they were both standing on a pier. Before he even had a chance to yell, he had been dragged under, and all he could see was the foggy green water and the stems of faraway lotuses.

When he surfaced, he sputtered and coughed, pulling the hair away from his face. Jiang Cheng was opposite him, up to his shoulders in the water, looking just as much of a mess. Now he was the one clutching his stomach in laughter.

Wei Wuxian didn’t expect Jiang Cheng to combat him quite like that. He was expecting to be chased around the pier, and was planning on taking refuge behind his shijie, who was cutting up watermelon in the main hall. In his shock, he realised that he probably looked like an idiot. Jiang Cheng laughing was a rarity, so he must have looked like a colossal idiot.

Well, he’d just spit watermelon seeds in his face later to get revenge at him. If it made Jiang Cheng happy, he wouldn’t mind being a colossal idiot.

BONUS:

“Shijie, he’s eaten an entire watermelon’s worth already, he-” Jiang Cheng complained, but he was cut short by a series of tiny thuds on his back. He looked over his shoulder only to see a small scattering of watermelon seeds surrounding him, and Wei Wuxian looking very smug.

“It’s revenge!” His brother smiled a toothy smile, hair still damp and drooping. “Aren’t I so good at shooting them? Isn’t my aim on point?”

“You have to pick those up later, you understand?”

“I bet you can’t shoot them further than me, Jiang Cheng.”

“… I bet I can.” He willingly fell into the trap. “Shijie, do you have more?”

“Silly boys…”

(He couldn’t shoot them further than Wei Wuxian. They ate all the watermelon, then started using sunflower seeds. 

He still couldn’t beat him.)

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[sweetlittlevampire]

devianta hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: The last missing piece, after Lan Wangji and Lan...

Can we have jc and jyl too please?

@devianta there will be a Jiang Cheng for sure, and I might just do Jiang Yanli too, since you asked so nicely...and she would look stunning as an elf, and frankly, how could I dare to resist that?

No promises though for Shijie; it depends on how much time and energy I have.

[opandry]

[lansizhuis]

Someone's probably already done this but Hogwarts au where wwx teaches defense against the dark arts

the only ask i had for hogwarts was actually which houses i’d put the characters in WHICH IS A SHAME BC C’MON EVERY FANDOM IS REQUIRED TO HAVE AN HP AU lmaaaao

- if WWX teaches DADA then LWJ should be there teaching hmmmm Potions (bc that subject is too precise and book-ish)?? and as much as I want JC working in the ministry, i want him to be there 24/7 done with WWX so he can be the Transfiguration prof or idk Care of Magical Creatures so he can have magical dogs he can unleash on WWX???- the students’ feeling towards WWX as DADA prof is almost like how the HP canon viewed Mad Eye Moody as DADA prof (well fine that was barty but still) so they’re all actually looking forward to DADA and WWX is the resident favorite prof bc he’s known to be crazy and would burn books in lieu of all practical demonstrations- can i screw over the other characters’ ages?? so we can have a lot of students?? so like XY, A-Qing, and MXY are gonna be the older batch maybe 5th year? while the juniors we have in canon are on their 1st year? now, we have fresh eyes and the “used to it” people- it is a regular occurrence for professor wwx to be seen crying and running away from fluffy, the three headed dog of professor jc - OH WAIT, since this is jc, we can name the dog “jasmine” or “little love” instead loool- JL is half embarrassed and proud to have his two uncles be the talk of the school- speaking of the talk of the school, half the student body ships WWX and LWJ while half of them are convinced that they are nemesis- they all used to be batchmates and shit went down somewhere forcing WWX (who was already originally playing with it) to turn to the dark arts - and for years, his name was besmirched but since we don’t have the death of key people here, he is able to return after seclusion or whatever and is welcomed with open arms by his family- JC thought LWJ hates WWX for the dark arts and is thus always acting as a barrier between them (“LWJ ffs SPEAK PROPERLY” - lxc at one point, probably) but once he finds out what’s up with these gays, he barfs at their site much to the amusement of WWX- basically, we minimize the angst hahahaha

[unadulteratedstarlightturtle]

Connor: I am a Deviant!!!

Amanda: What did you say?

Connor: I am completely obedient?

[ineffableboyfriends]

devianta replied to your photo “His last moments “A-Yuan…Please protect him…””

Coincidence: my last moments too

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