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...just as Dewey’s ‘hand clasp’ thing he does could be interpreted as a stim for an autistic headcanon, Jamie’s ‘drama zone’ could very easily be interpreted as hyperfixation/hyperfocus for a ADHD headcanon boy howdy.

#steven universe #su headcanons #bill dewey #jamie the mailman #dewey's a fusion and holding his own hand but #yeah that too #dewey headcanons #jamie headcanons #autistic dewey #adhd jamie

Dewey does not have popcorn textured ceilings in his home, but finds them attractive in home decor.

Jamie breaks into people’s homes and scrapes the popcorn texture off of their ceilings to make theater props with.

#steven universe #bill dewey #jamie the mailman #dewey headcanons #jamie headanons #I owe you nothing! NOTHING!!

Headcanon: Dewey's birthday is on the 29th of February. *eyebrow wiggle*

@comarum is the anon, we were having a conversation about potential dewmieruary prompts and she said this would allow him to say he was a "normal" age and technically NOT be lying, but he could still be almost 200 years old.

Say Dewey was created in 1832. That was 188 years ago. Divide that by four and that gets you 47, which I think would work! GOOD. I love this!! Headcanon ACCEPTED.

#steven universe #bill dewey #mayor dewey #dewey headcanons #thanks wife XD #she puts up with so much #answered asks

I get that this might be a vague reference to him being a fusion experiment, but could he also be stimming here?

#steven universe #mayor dewey #bill dewey #billiam dewey #dewey headcanons #screencaps #autistic dewey #dewey meta

The "unknown man died eating library paste in 1908" guy was Dewey. He reformed and put up his own tombstone.

#billiam dewey #complaining #dewey headcanons

Someone somewhere headcanons dewey and/or jamie as trans.

Whoever, wherever you are - I’m adopting you now.

Did you need me to pack you a lunch for school or work tomorrow? Did you need your laundry done? D-did you need an extra blanket? Hot cocoa?

#su headcanons #steven universe #dewey headcanons #jamie headcanons #it's funny #while in my functional existence i don't headcanon them that way?#i would read fic for it #i would probably write extensive meta on it #i would probably bake whoever created any Real Content behind it #a freaking cake #it's like such a great possibility to play with for the sake of characterization and stuff #and given they're basically side characters rn #there's so much you could explore ya know #food #complaining #character development

*throwing headcanon darts at a barn wall* Dewey had... idk... rickets as a child...

#steven universe #su #bill dewey #mayor dewey #dewey headcanons #lol like dewey was ever a child

Headcanon: the one (and currently, only) bit of father-son bonding Bill and Buck do is the occasional hot pepper eating competition.

There will be no warning of these contests - Bill will just come home any given evening with a small, unassuming bag containing a gauntlet of peppers for them to get through.

This contest has been used to solve several disagreements in the Dewey household.

#steven universe #su headcanons #bill dewey #buck dewey #bonus buck #you know those jerks don't actually talk about their problems #they just ingest enough capsaicin #to get sent to the emergency room #and who ever cries first loses #dewey headcanons

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