#dewflower

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Dewflower (#Drosanthemum sp. ) in situ, Nothern Cape South Africa.

[the-smiling-pony]

Is that person ranting endlessly about having to see Futas? Is that the source of his perceived oppression?

Oh no no no no. my friend, that would almost make sense.

I implore you actually head to their blog and give some of the posts a good read, travel back in time a few years and all. It’s simply impossible to understand what they are without witnessing it yourself.

The rundown:

Their view of how female genitalia should look like involves labia resembling dangling hamburger patties. Anything less is “fake” and “loli vag”, or a sign that an artist will spend an hour drawing a splendid willies while only drawing a line for vagoos.

All porn folios should be given to her for free before going on sale so she can review them on accuracy of the above.

99% of futa porn is just “guy with tits” and she’s the only artist ever to properly do pony futa porn.

She believes everyone else involved in art (in which I’m included as I run an imageboard) is in a secret cabal where we organize how to scam rubes out of their money by selling the fake vaginas (see #1) or including too many dicks in folios.

Everything she says is True and backed up by mountains of Evidence, and every interaction she’s had with artists (including them ignoring her and one’s she’s entirely made up) has the outcome of the artist admitting they’re scammers, breaking down into tears, and running away from her.

Seriously dude, it’s something you HAVE to see for yourself.

[hattsie]

Totally random: But think you could do a female edit of that ponified comic? xP

sure thing satch

[lostmews]

Little young bbies <3

Here’s an unfinished drawing of Swiftfall and Dewflower when they were apprentices because I feel bad for leaving you guys ^^

I’ve got commissions open on my DA if guys were wondering which you probably werent sorry bye

[the-smiling-pony]

Warning: Mental Sanity Hazard

So this is a level of idiocy this blog hasn’t touched since it stopped being 90% #DRAMA tagged like 3 years ago.

As a preface, as those that were around here that far back know, blatant lies are my ~trigger~, doubly so when someone lies about something I said or did (or to the point, didn’t).

And as a fair warning this is about satch/dewflower. If you don’t know who that is, count yourself blessed and press J. The context being them faking some tumblr chat logs and saying they were from me, and that I gave them to her to post. I got pissed and messaged them just to yell at them a bit; what I did not expect is that they’re just as “satch” in chat as they are in their text-wall blog rants. Considering that started because they faked some chat logs and lied about me, I don’t give a rat’s ass about keeping this sad hilarity private.

Anyway, since there’s no way these will render right, and if they do you’ll hate me forever for the absurd dimensions:

Image 1

Image 2

EDIT: orite, forgot; if you’re wondering what the fimfiction thing was, see here. It’s pretty much just as ludicrous, though thankfully shorter. Also two god damned years old.

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Ain’t it convenient that Dewflower will name “hack-artists” but they’re far less willing to name the hard-working artists we supposedly should be paying attention?

The practical totality of their incoherent ramblings is make-believe. The only artists they respect are themselves and the very few willing to do her ultra-niche fetish commissions (likely for an extra fee) .

Everyone else? “Ran away running at crying at my 100% always-right rate and is a corrupt member of a cabal against me to protect their loli vagina and guy with tits scam racket”.

[the-smiling-pony]

who is atryl or whoever that crazy guy said

http://atryl.tumblr.com/ / http://atrylplus.tumblr.com

They’re a fairly talented and friendly artist that’s among the list of people satch / dewflower has dragged into her crazy alternate universe for reasons I am legitimately not too clear about yet. I think it’s as simple as him being a popular artist that drew futa a few times; seems to be enough to set satch off into a frenzy.

Looking through a few of her posts, it seems she thinks her rants count as an interaction between them, and people ignoring her textwalls of crazy means she’s trouncing everyone with The Truth.