#dh!master imagine

[confusedhalfofthetime]

What about number 15. “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.” sorry, keep you busy I know 😊.

Don’t ever apologize for sending me asks! I love it and I had so much fun writing this one. Let me know if you liked it x

Plot: Y/N needs to attend a family event and, surprise surprise, the Master is gonna have to pretend to be her boyfriend. 

Prompts: “I’m too sober for this” “You don’t even drink” “Maybe I should start”.

Warning: none, cuteness overload

You were totally, absolutely panicking. No, scratch that, you were going nuts.

Your steps echoed in the silence of the TARDIS as you paced the floor of the control room, picking at your lips anxiously.

-What the hell are you doing?! - 

The Master walked in with an exasperated look.

-I'm trying to work, you know? - 

He had been all around the TARDIS trying to fix a few leaks or something like that. You didn't even know a time-travelling space ship could have leaks but they sounded dangerous.

-I'm sorry, I'm sorry- you apologized without stopping your nervous walk.

The Master looked at you asking himself why the hell did he think bringing a human into his ship would be a good idea. He eventually gave in and asked you. -What's bothering you so much? -

You kept moving like a caged animal. 

-It's...you wouldn't understand- you stated waving him off.

-Y/N, I'm a thousand years old Time Lord, I think I can handle it- he said rolling his eyes impatiently.

You bit your lips. -It's my family- 

The Master signalled you to keep going.

-My parents called. They want me home for their anniversary-

-And? -

You sighed. -And I sort of...told them I was away...for a holiday...with my boyfriend-

The Master processed the information.

-...you're right there's nothing of this I understand-

You groaned in frustration. 

-They expect me to bring him with me tonight-

The Master blinked a few times, then he started laughing.

-Shut up!- you exclaimed covering your face with your hands. 

-No, I'm flattered, really-

To be fair, you and the Master were...partners. Kinda. You didn't exactly know how to define your relationship. You kissed sometimes, mainly when one of you was excited about something and you had sex rather often. The Master could be very sweet but you couldn't really picture him as anyone's boyfriend. Mainly because he would label it as something stupid and human, which usually were synonymous in his vocabulary. But you were fine with what you had, he was special to you and you knew you were special to him, even if he would never admit it.

-I'm screwed- you said collapsing on the counter.

-Just lie to them, say he was busy doing...human...stuff-

You raised your hands in the air. -I can't! They'll know it's not true, they already have their suspicions and they'll think I made the trip up just to stay away from them or maybe that I was abducted by aliens or something-

-To be fair, you kinda were-

You glanced at him with loath. -You're so useless-

-What else do you expect me to do? -

Suddenly, an idea made your eyes light up. You looked at the Master with a mischievous smile.

-What? -

You kept staring at him in silence.

-What?? Y/N what's...oh no-

Your eyes became pleading.

-No way, uh uh-

-Pleeeaase-

The Master turned around and started walking out of the room, still muttering how he would never agree to your crazy plan.

-I agree with your crazy plans all the time! -you bit back.

-This is different-

-No, it's not, it's just for one night- you managed to get in front of him and block his path.

-One night, nothing more-

-Y/N I'm no good with...- he gestured toward you. 

-Humans? Families? -

-Both-

You rolled your eyes. -You'll just have to make up a story about your fake job and your fake life, it's nothing you haven't done before-

His teeth started nibbling at his bottom lip. You could tell he was considering it.

-It might actually be fun- you tried.

-Do I get to kill any of your relatives? -

-No! -

-Then how much fun can it be! -

You took a deep breath.

-Okay, what about this. I promise I will make it up to you- 

The Master seemed interested.

-How? -

-However you want- you took a step closer, the implications clear in your voice.

The Master looked down at your lips, then he groaned.

-Fine! -

-Yes! - you exclaimed and kissed his cheek. -You are the best! - 

You hopped away, not hearing the Master whispering: -I'm gonna regret this-

Your parents' house had always been such a cosy place and you found it hadn't changed at all. You had missed it, in a sense. 

Your family was numerous so the small living room and the kitchen were already filled with people when you arrived.

The Master kept fixing his tie nervously while you rang the bell.

-Calm down-

-Don't tell me to calm down, I'm gonna be in a house full of humans and I won't even be able to compress a few of them into ants and stomp on...-

-Mum! -

Your mother squeezed you tightly, cooing about how much she had missed you.

-Oh, you must be Y/N's boyfriend...-

-Sacha, it's so nice to meet you-

You glanced at him as he pleasantly smiled and shook your mother's hand. You had seen him do this many times but you still couldn't figure out how a murderous aline could transform in such a lovely human being.

-The pleasure is all mine. Now, come in-

You were greeted by the whole family, hugging you and patting you on the shoulder as you introduced them to your boyfriend. The Master's facade never crumbled, not even for a second, no matter how intrusive your father's questions were.

-And where do you work? -

-I'm a risk analyst here in London- he said eating his food. You were sitting beside him, feeling a little tense. You trusted him, but you hoped your exuberant family wouldn't make him lose his cool.

-It's so nice to see our little Y/N finally finding someone! She's always been such a lonely kid-

-Mum...- you said through gritted teeth. The Master smiled at you with a soft look in his eyes. You knew once you were back in the TARDIS, you would never see the end of it.

-And now look at her! She's practically got heart eyes-

-Mum! -

The Master laughed. He was having way too much fun.

-So tell us, how did you meet? -

You looked at each other. You hoped he had a good story.

-We met during a workshop. A colleague introduced us and we hit it off pretty quickly. I knew she was special right away- he said.

You looked at him with a half-smile.

-So I asked her out for a coffee and then for dinner and then a movie and...here we are-

-Aw, how sweet- chipped one of your aunts. -We were starting to think little Y/N would remain all by herself forever, but luckily she found you-

-She'd be fine all by herself- he said in your defence. -She's a tough one- 

You were starting to like this.

After lunch, everybody moved either to the garden or to the living room. For a while, you lost the Master as you helped your mum with the dishes and talked about how happy you were with your boyfriend and how incredible your trip had been. Oh, if she only knew.

Once you moved to the living room, you were met by a scene you never thought could present to you.

The Master was being tackled by your little cousins who seemed to be having the time of their life climbing on his shoulders as he pretended to be some sort of monster. 

-Oh, no, I'm being defeated! - you heard him exclaim.

He was...surprisingly good with kids. You didn't expect that and you found yourself smiling at the sight, thinking that no one can pretend that well.

-Look at you, you're practically drooling- 

Your cousin Joyce was looking at you with a knowing smile on her lips. 

-No, I'm not-

-Oh, come on, he's your boyfriend, it's only normal- she said looking at him playing with the kids. -He's good uh? -

-Yeah- you said keeping that stupid smile on your face.

-Do you think you'll have kids of your own one day? I mean, you two seem pretty serious- 

You shook your head. -Nah, he's...not really the type-

-I wouldn't say so- she said glancing at them once again. 

Now the Master was finally up on his feet and the kids were running out to play. He looked tired but strangely happy. He saw you looking at him and smiled at you. You waved at him, but before he could walk toward you, your grandma stopped him and started talking. You tried not to laugh at the scene. A dangerous Time Lord was now having a conversation with an eighty-something-year-old woman. That was gonna be good.

Unfortunately, your cousin dragged you away, eager to know every "spicy detail" about your love life.

After about an hour, you and the Master were finally able to talk in peace. 

You were near the buffet when he leaned against the table with a dramatic sigh. Aand he was back.

-You're alive- you told him eating a chip.

-Surprisingly. How long have we been here? If we don't leave soon I'm gonna regenerate-

You smiled amusedly.

-You're doing great-

-Your grandmother is incredibly long-winded-

-She's 84-

-And I'm two thousand years old, so? She's practically a child to me-

-...weird- you said. -What did you even talk about? -

-She started rambling about how cute of a child you were and suddenly we were talking about her prosthetic hip-

You laughed soundly. -Oh, I can't believe I missed that! -

He glanced at you and you stopped. -Sorry- you said.

He sighed nervously. -I'm too sober for this-

You frowned. -You don't even drink-

-Well, maybe I should start! - 

You gave him a glass of wine and he took a sip.

-Disgusting- he said squinting his eyes.

You smiled. 

-You were pretty cute back there with my cousins-

The Master straightened his back.

-They were attacking me-

-Mh, you were playing with them-

-I was defending myself, those things are vicious-

-I should have brought a camera, I didn't know I would witness something like that-

-You're such a little brat-

You shrugged. -It's a gift, what can you do? -

-I have a few ideas in mind-

As much as you liked the turn the conversation was taking, you were interrupted again. 

The rest of the day went by pretty nicely if you had to be honest. You liked seeing your family again but mainly seeing the Master having to interact with them and you had to admit, he had been pretty amazing.

Once you were back in the TARDIS, the Master let himself fall on the closest chair. 

-That went well-

-It was the most exhausting experience of my entire life and that's saying something- he said.

You went to sit on his lap.

-Yes it was, but you were great- you said kissing him.

-Thank you- you added. -That meant a lot-

The Master looked at you seriously. 

-Don't mention it. But know that next time you'll have to find someone else to play your boyfriend-

-You wouldn't let anyone else do that- you teased.

-And that, my dear, is true- he said kissing you again. 

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Hey- I know you’re busy but but for a writing prompt could you please do “please don’t cry” + a kiss on the forehead? Thank you so much!

Hello, dear. Thank you for your understanding and sorry for the long wait! I hope this is worth it.

Prompt: “Please don’t cry” + kiss on the forehead.

Plot: the Reader’s day couldn’t get any worse. Could it?

Warnings: none

You weren't having a good day. It happened, it wasn't a big deal. You didn't even know why, but since you woke up in the morning you felt like a heavy feeling was trapping you, enveloping you and pushing you further under the covers. The Master had woken you up by blasting music in the TARDIS. You could hear it from the console room down to the corridor and to your room. It was a classical piece you recognized as one of his favourites as he sometimes hummed it when he was deep in thought and it was giving you a headache.

You huffed and covered your head with your pillow. You just didn't feel like moving at all. But the Master seemed to have no intention of lowering the volume; on the contrary, you felt it so clearly it was like it was playing right next to your bed.

Finally, you decided to get up and get ready for the day. Usually, the prospect of having a whole day full of crazy adventures with the Master made you jump out of bed. Today, everything seemed to have lost colour. 

-Gooood morning, sunshine! - the Master welcomed you opening his arms and smiling widely. At least he seemed to be having a good day.

-Morning- you muttered rubbing your head and bringing the warm cup of coffee closer to you. 

-You look tired my dear, haven't you slept enough? -

-I'm good- you said, your voice still hoarse with sleep. 

-If you say so. We're gonna have some fun today! -

You hummed and listened to his rumbling about a certain Ronax or Corax or something and how he deserved a slow, excruciating death.

You brought the cup to your lips and cursed under your breath as the hot liquid burned your tongue. 

The Master didn't pay attention to that as he kept talking like a professor taking an important class.

You didn't care much about plans, you usually ended up not following them anyway. You were too busy focusing on your empty stomach. The Master could go on days without eating, god knows how, so the kitchen in the TARDIS was usually empty. It didn't bother you, usually, but today you just felt like it was one more trick the universe had pulled on you to make your day awful.

When the Master was done with his monologue (which didn't help your headache whatsoever), you just followed him outside. You got instantly hit by the blinding light of two suns. 

-Oh yeah, forgot to tell you to bring sunglasses-

You groaned and covered your eyes as best as you could, trying your best not to trip on the rock-covered floor.

-Is there a place to have breakfast in here? -

The Master began walking toward the tallest building visible. -Nope. The Thals don't need food. They usually ingest their own gastric juices-

-That's absolutely disgusting- you commented trying to shake the image off your head.

The Master suddenly stopped walking and you bumped into him. 

-What...-

-Ssh- he took your hand and quickly led you behind a well-hidden wall and a few seconds later a guard dressed in shining silver clothes walked right next to you. The Master stared at him passing by, keeping his hand in yours.

When he was sure you were safe, he turned to you. 

-Alright, here's how we're gonna do it. You are going to get inside the building and get to the safe room. To get in you'll show them this- the Master handed you his psychic paper. -Then, you're going to sound the alarm next to the door and wait for me there. Everyone is gonna run out and that's when I'm coming in- 

You tried to listen carefully, although you felt tired like never before. You always wanted to be helpful to the Master but right now all you wanted was to eat and get back to bad.

-Y/N- the Master snapped his fingers in front of you. -Are you listening? - he asked with a slightly annoyed frown. -Am I asking too much? -

You hated when he talked to you like that as if you were an idiot.

-Yes, I am- you bitterly replied. -Get in, sound the alarm and wait for you-

-Good- he nodded.

-Now go, we don't have much time-

You walked out of your hiding place and inside the tall building. He looked a lot like a medieval tower but inside it was like a high tech space ship. 

As soon as you stepped in, you felt everyone's eyes on you. It was probably an impression as a lot of people were walking in and out, you probably looked like one of them, just facing a workday. You decided to ignore your gut feeling telling you, no shouting at you to abort mission. You weren't going to disappoint the Master and make him talk to you like to a five years old. You could do this. 

Someone hit your shoulder hard making you stumble. You looked back at them and they glanced at you meanly.

You decided to shut up and keep walking and reached the back of the huge room. You tried to look as casual as possible as you approached the guards, who were looking at you coldly, back straight and spears in hand.

-Hello, I need to enter the safe room- 

One of the guards extended his hand.

-Pass-

You took the psychic paper and showed it to them, trying your best to make your hand stop shaking.

The guards took way too long to examine it but eventually gave it back to you and stepped aside.

-Thank you- you nodded and walked past them. A few meters away, you saw the door to the safe room. 

"That was easy" you thought as you could already feel the smell of a nice, warm breakfast and the feeling of the soft pillow under your head.

Except there were two buttons.

You looked back and forth between the red one and the green one. The Master hadn't told you about two buttons, did he?

You looked back at the guards. One of them was staring at you. You cursed under your breath trying to keep your composure. The Master was waiting for you to sound the alarm. He trusted you with this. 

"Alright think" you urged yourself. "Two buttons. Red and green. If you were an alarm button, which colour would you be? "

The guards were now talking quietly between them. Talking about you? 

You felt so tired. Why did you even get out of bed at all? 

"Okay, okay" you tried to calm down. "It's gotta be the red one right? I mean, it's an alarm. Alarm equals danger, danger equals red". It was hard to keep the track of your own thoughts but you were fairly sure you had never seen a green alarm button. You took a deep breath.

"It's now or never" 

And you pressed the red one.

For a second or two you didn't hear anything. Then the two guards turned around and pointed their spears to you.

Oh, shit.

-Freeze! - they shouted and, of course, you started running.

You had no idea where the corridor led but you could feel the guards only a few steps behind you so you were ready to take a chance.

You ran as fast as you could, feeling your feet hurting and your legs giving up a couple of times. You could see the end of the corridor ahead of you. You had no choice but to stop and try to catch your breath. Turning around, you saw the guards turning the corner and running toward you. You backed up, your back hitting the wall. That was it. The plan had gone wrong and it was all your fault. The Master didn't know where you were, you were alone, the guards would catch you and probably kill you on the spot, or worse.

You could feel tears burning the corner of your eyes when suddenly you lost your balance and fell backwards. 

Your back hit the floor of the TARDIS and you saw the Master looking down at you with an annoyed expression.

You quickly got up. -How did you...-

-You were taking too much time- he simply explained walking toward the console.

You turned toward the fake wall. It was now closed and the TARDIS started shaking, sign that you were taking off.

You glanced at the Master, his expression left you no doubt: he was mad.

-Master...- you tried to apologize but he raised his hand to stop you.

He ruffled his hair in a nervous gesture and then placed his hands on his hips, looking at the floor.

-I asked you to do one simple thing- he said raising his index. -Just the one-

You gulped, wanting to disappear. You hated to disappoint him, but to be fair, it hadn't been completely your fault.

-And you couldn't even press a damn button! - he shouted.

You took a step back, watching him as he scratched his beard.

-This was important, Y/N. I mean what...what happened to you? - his expression had softened but you would have rathered to face his rage than his disappointment. You felt your eyes sting once again.

-I don't...- you looked away. -I don't know. You told me to press the buttons but there were two of them and I didn't...- 

And suddenly, you were crying. Tears started streaming down your face without you being able to control them. You did your best to wipe them away but as soon as you dried your cheeks, new salty, hot tears wetted them again.

The Master's eyes widened. 

-Oh no- he whispered. He never knew how to act when you showed your emotions. You hardly ever cried, you didn't like to show your vulnerable side to anyone, especially him, who always looked so strong and confident. But now you just couldn't control yourself.

You covered your face with your hands. It had been a tough day, since the beginning you had felt like everything had gone wrong. 

And now this.

You felt the Master getting closer to you.

-Y/N...- he said softly, tentatively taking your hands off your face.

-Please don't cry- 

You looked at him from heavy eyelids. -I'm sorry- 

The Master looked at you with a kindness in his eyes he hardly displayed.

-Don't ever apologize for being vulnerable in front of me- he said cupping your cheeks.

-And don't worry about today...I should have been more careful-

You sniffled as he stroked away a solitary tear.

-We'll try again another time. Alright? -

You nodded and he kissed your forehead. 

-Now can I get a smile? -

The corner of your mouth twitched up.

-There we go- he smiled.

-What do you say if we go and grab something to eat in that little coffee shop on Moon 34 you like so much? -

Your smile widened and you nodded. 

The Master managed to surprise you every time. 

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Dhawan master with a reader who thinks 'oh no he's hot' ...except (gasp), they said it out loud! :o

Here it is! Thanks for the ask, dear. I read a fic with a similar prompt so I tried to write a plot as different as possible from that. I hope you like it! Also this is good for both M!Reader and F!Reader.

Plot: Y/N is a servant on the planet of Xeron and when the Master arrives with his army of cybermen, the Reader sees the perfect opportunity to finally leave.

Warnings: death and cruelty 

The screams coming from outside the room were high pitched and desperate. You could hear noises of laser and explosions getting closer to the door you were trying to keep locked.

-They’re coming! - 

The princess was crying like a baby, trying to squeeze herself against the farthest corner of the room.You rolled your eyes and kept pushing the door closed as you felt someone starting to do the exact opposite on the other side.

-Oh my gods, I’m gonna die! -she exclaimed covering her tear strained face with her hands.

-Keep that door closed! - she screamed hysterically.

-That’s what I’m trying to do- you explained, annoyed.-Well, try harder! - You grumbled. That girl had always been unbearable. At least since you had known her.

The Xerons had taken you away from your home planet when you were fourteen. You were given to the princess as a gift and she had kept you as a slave since then. You hated them. That planet, that race, that annoying, whining girl.

-I can’t die, I’m the princess! - you heard her moan.-Oh, so you think everybody who isn’t of regal blood can die like it’s no big deal? - you asked looking at her over your shoulder.-Of course, it wouldn’t be a big deal! But I’m the princess! I’m supposed to be the heir of the throne! -

You looked at her with an astonished expression. You didn’t particularly care what she thought and certainly, you didn’t give a damn about the inhabitants of Xeron. But if there was something you hated, it was people who believed to be above everyone else when, in fact, they were way below.

You took a step away from the door and you heard the lock cracking.

-What are you doing?! - screamed the princess in a panic.-I’m proving you wrong- you smiled.The door flew open and the cybermen entered the room, marching toward you both. -Who is the Princess? -You stepped away from the crying girl. -She’s all yours boys-

One of them picked the princess up as she screamed and kicked the air and you waved at her on the way out when suddenly you felt a metallic hand close around your wrist.

-What? I gave you the princess! I’m just a servant--The Master said, no civil prisoners-You frowned at them.-The Master? Who’s the Master? -

-The Master is our ally-

-Alright, then I demand to speak to him--The Master said no civil prisoners-

-Yes yes, I get that! - you snorted. -Look, you need me, alright? I’ve been held captive here for over ten years, I can provide you with whatever it is you’re looking for. Just let me talk to this Master-

The cybermen looked at each other, considering your words if they were even capable of that.-The prisoner shall be brought to the Master- -Finally-

The cybermen led you to the room of the throne where the main exponents of the reign were kept. They were all looking utterly terrified. You kinda felt satisfied at the sight. They had treated you like an animal all those years. Finally, some good old karma was making things right for you. You just needed to convince this Master guy to let you go, somehow.

The cybermen let go of your arms, leaving you next to one of the king’s counsellors. You were…in line?-Well well, who do we have here? -A jolly voice made you look toward the throne where a man was sitting with one of his legs thrown over the golden armrest. He was holding the sceptre in his right hand, moving it in the air like a child with his new toy.

-We have brought you the princess- said the mechanical voice of one of the cyberman.

The Master’s face light up in joy and he jumped from his seat. -Fantastic! - He said fixing his dark purple jacket as he walked toward the princess, who was visibly shaking on her feet.

-You must be…princess Janix- he said pointing at her. The princess let out a soft sob, clearly trying and failing to keep her composure.

-Oh, ssh sssh- he cooed sweetly. -There’s no reason to be scared--Please…let me go…- she whispered.-Now let’s not be unreasonable. Where would the fun be in that? - he said with a big, psycho smile.

He looked somewhat charming. Crazy as hell, but charming. You liked his demeanor and his dark hair and the way his locks fell perfectly on his forehead and his dark skin shining under the light of the torches.

-I will give you anything you want- she pleaded.-Mh- the Master placed his index on his chin, thoughtfully. You could tell even from a distance, he wasn’t even considering her offer.-But you see, my dear- he said getting closer to her ear. -I want destruction-The princess started shaking even harder and the Master rolled his eyes.-Now now- he said. -There is one thing you can do, to make me consider your proposal-

The princess looked up at him with hope. -What is it? Anything-

The Master’s eyes became darker and the smile on his face more mischievous.-Kneel-

You snorted. -Hot-

Everybody’s eyes were on you in a second. You didn’t notice at first, then you saw the disgusted face of the counsellors and the terrified and confused expression of the princess.

-Oh crap, did I say that out loud? - you asked looking around the room, meeting the Master’s eyes. He was looking at you with a deep, serious gaze and for a moment you thought he might just kill you now. But then he smiled. He looked…amused.

-You’re the quirky one, aren’t you? - he asked putting his hand on his hip.-You could say that--What’s your name? --Y/N-

The Master nodded. -You’re not part of the royal family-

You looked down at your dirty old clothes. -Clearly not. I’m a servant of the princess-  

-Why and how did you get here? -You looked toward the cybermen who were now resting against the doors to keep anyone from escaping.

-I asked to see you-The Master pretended to be flattered. -Who, poor old me? What for? - You grinned. -To avoid dying, mainly-He laughed. -Isn’t that what anybody wants? --Well, yeah but I have a good reason-

You could feel everybody watching you but you just ignored their gazes.

-Let’s hear it then-

That was your moments to try and convince him. -I spent most of my life kept here, working for the royal family. I wanna see the universe-

-And you think that’s a better reason than anybody’s? -You simply shrugged. -No, but I had the balls to speak up so I think that makes me different-

The Master was studying you like he was trying to decide whether to kill you or to keep you talking for a while more.

-It does indeed- he said with a thoughtfull expression, rubbing his beard.-If you’re so different as you claim- he started walking toward you. -Prove it-

He was only a few feet away now and you could see properly those chocolate eyes. They looked ancient like they had seen and lived more than anyone could ever imagine. You wanted that knowledge, you wanted to see the things that he saw. 

He handed you a small device with a red button on it.-Kill her-

You looked toward the princess, who now looked like she might faint any minute.

-It’s either you or her-You looked back at him. He had an excited spark in his eyes and you liked the way he was looking at you. You grabbed the object from his hand and walked toward the girl.

-Y/N please no, you know me, we’re friends! -

You didn’t let her finish her beg, you pushed the button and she fell to the ground. The whole room gasped and you heard someone clapping. -Brilliant! -

The Master was now behind you and you turned to face him. 

-I knew I liked you-

You smiled up at him. You could feel that was the start of something big.

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I have a request for like a Dh!Master x reader where Master is a prisoner of this space prison thing and the reader is this officer of the thing. The master teases the reader so much until the reader shoves the master into a closet and do the dirty ~🐄

Hey anon, thanks for the great request! Hope you like how I wrote it.

Warnings: smut

Plot: The Reader is a high-rank officer in a Prison. The Master gets brought in and let’s say things get heated between the two.

It was a quiet day at the prison. Quieter than most, considering it was one of the most secure prisons of the universe. Literally. 

You were proud to be in such a high-rank position. You had worked hard to become an officer, leaving your home planet and your family to pursue a career that wasn't exactly safe. Your parents opposed strongly to your choice at the beginning but they couldn't stop you and as soon as a job was offered to you at the prison of Satellite 22, you had packed your bags and left. 

Fast forward ten years and you were sitting at your desk in your nice office. Your colleagues respected you and you were able to bring in criminals from all around the galaxy. The thrill of the job would never be enough for you.

The knock on your door made you look up from your paperwork. 

-Come in-

Sergeant Manay entered the room with her usual straight posture and professional attire.

-Officer Y/N. He's here- she simply stated and left the door open for you to follow.

You quickly got up from your chair. You had been waiting for this moment a long time. One of the most researched criminals of the whole universe had finally been caught. There were voices about him, of how incredibly dangerous and psychotic he was. You had seen all sorts of things really, nothing surprised you anymore but you had to admit, you were very much curious to see this one. The Master. 

Considering everything you had heard about him, you weren't at all prepared to see that he looked...rather normal.

He was sitting in his jail, head hanging low, a purple jacket on and some hideous socks visible from his dusty shoes. 

Sergeant Manay nodded at you, clearing your doubts. Alright then, you thought. After all, if you had learned one thing from this job, it was that first impressions lie.

-So, you must be the famous Master-

Hearing your voice, the Master slowly raised his head. Inexplicably, his dark eyes made a shiver run down your spine. He seemed to notice, cause a smirk slowly pulled at his lips. 

-You know who I am? I'm flattered- he said straightening his back.

-Impossible not to- you said. -There are warrants for your arrest pretty much all around the universe-

His smile grew wider and his eyes sparkled. He got up and adjusted his jacket.

-What can I say? I'm a wanted man- he chuckled. -Get it? -

You narrowed your eyes. That man looked nothing like a dangerous psychopath. Nonetheless, you dismissed Sergeant Manay with a nod and she left.

-What's your name? - the Master asked, leaning against the bars.

Criminals don't usually ask that. Criminals don't usually ask questions at all. They're too focused on planning their escape and threaten the guards to kill them as soon as they stepped out.

You eyed him suspiciously but answered his question.

-Y/N-

-Pretty name- he smiled. -Say, Y/N, what do you guys do around here for fun? -

You smiled amusedly. -People like me put people like you behind the bars for a very very long time. And people like you...rotten-

The Master looked as amused as you. His grin was starting to make you lose your patience. He wasn't supposed to enjoy this.

-Sounds nice- he said. -And I suppose, you're the one in charge-

-And you're the one who blew up eight planets in a week-

-That's a personal record- he bragged getting his face closer to the bars. 

-Why would you do that? - you asked. You never expected criminals to answer honestly to your questions but you always felt the need to ask why. To commit certain crimes requires a pretty serious reason. It can be either desperation or greed or revenge. 

The Master simply shrugged.

-Why not? -

You blinked, astounded. 

-Because people died -

He rolled his eyes like you were exaggerating.

-You humans, always so sensitive- he said drawing out the s.

Your eyes snapped to his.

-How do you know I'm human? -

-Your name. It's an earth name- he specified. -You're very far away from home-

-You too- you bit back. He wasn't the only one who could play this game.

His eyes darkened.

-I know a lot about you, Master- you said taking a step toward the jail.

-For example? - he challenged. You usually wouldn't have wasted so much of your time on someone like him but you found yourself unable to walk away. You wanted to prove him wrong and wipe that smirk off his face.

-I know you're a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey- you started, your faces getting closer. -I know your home was destroyed and you've been travelling in a TARDIS since then and I know you're responsible for the death of millions- you could feel his warm breath against your face and he looked at you intently. -And I know you're gonna stay here for a long long time- 

The Master scanned your face and remained serious for a while. Then his lips twisted up again. -Oh Y/N, you're being such a flirt- he said narrowing his eyes.

You scoffed and took a step back. 

-Enjoy your stay- you said walking back to your office.

-I certainly will- you heard him say.

The next few weeks proceeded similarly. Every time you walked past his cell, he had a flirty comment for you or a bad joke you really didn't need to hear. Sometimes he sang your name when you walked past him, making you roll your eyes. Some other times you felt like getting inside his jail and kick his ass. He was such a brat but something about him made him interesting in your eyes. Not that you'd ever admit to that. He was a bastard and a criminal. He didn't deserve your attention. Although sometimes he pushed just the right buttons to make you snap. You had a lot of rows and your colleagues told you many times to just drop it. You weren't used to reacting like that to a prisoner and he was beginning to distract you. You caught yourself thinking about him way too often than normal. It didn't help that your office was directly in front of his cell. A few times he caught you staring and he had smiled smugly and sent you a wink. You had turned red and rolled your eyes, feigning annoyance.

During a night shift, while you were walking in the dark corridor to get back to your office, you saw him gripping the bars of his jail.

-Looking good Y/N. Is that a new uniform? -

You summoned all your strength to ignore him and kept walking.

-Oh come on, what's the rush? Are you scared of the big bad Master? -

At those words, you stopped in your track and turned abruptly.

-Why would I be scared of you? - you snapped.

The Master shrugged. -Well, you did say I killed millions of people-

You walked toward him.

-I've been doing this job for a long while and I'm not going to get distracted by some bored, psychotic criminal. You're not worth my time any more than anybody else in here- you spat pointing at him with rage.

-Oh but I am- he said with a velvet voice. -And I'm way more interesting than any of these low-class criminals. And way more handsome, too-

What a pompous snake.

-You're so sure of yourself, you think you're in charge even behind bars. I got news for you, you're not the one in charge, Master-

-Oh, I like how you say my name- he almost moaned, his body so close to the bars you could touch him. -I have to warn you, though, if you keep talking to me like that- his eyes trailed over your body from head to toe. -I'm not gonna be responsible for my actions- 

You kept your eyes on him, forcing yourself not to blush.

Come on, don't be weak!

-I know what you're doing-

-And what am I doing exactly? - he asked resting his forehead against the bars and smiling that wicked smile of his. His hands were particularly distracting, clenching and unclenching around the metal. 

-I just think you look a bit stressed. I'd like to help you out with that- he said, wetting his lips. Your eyes were like glued on them, they looked so soft you couldn't help but wonder what they would taste like.

-Besides- he added. -I always liked a woman in uniform-

-Okay, that's it- 

Your hands quickly fumbled around your belt to get the keys to his cell and you pulled him out gripping his jacket. He had an excited smile on his lips as you led him toward the closest cupboard.

You slammed the door behind you and he laughed.

-Someone's in a rush- 

-Shut up- you said before crushing your lips against his.

He tasted like something bitter-sweet and...blood? 

You had actually bitten him. You pulled away from him and watched as he licked his bleeding lip with dilated pupils. 

The Master saw the hesitation on your face and pulled you in again, his tongue pushing past your lips.

-Don't overthink this- he whispered breathlessly when he pulled away for air. His eyes were so deep and so hungry you didn't even care you were shagging a super dangerous criminal in the closet of the prison you worked for. 

To show him you weren't going to back out of this, you pushed him to make him sit on a chair and you straddled him. The Master looked up at you with his lips parted, placing his hands on your waist.

You kissed him again, your hands in his hair, your hips pushing down on his. He groaned against your lips, opening his mouth even more and you sucked at his bottom lip.

-You're always so confident, so sure of yourself- you said unbuckling his belt as you tried to calm your breath while his was coming out hot and rushed. -Well, Master...who's in charge now? - 

And just like that, you felt your back hit the door, the Master pinning you against it.

-I am- he said, his hand unbuttoning your trousers and slowly getting inside your panties. You threw your head back, feeling his warm fingers grazing at your clit.

-Oh, my God-

-Not quite- he smirked.

-You're such a-ah!-

He had pushed his index inside of you, moving it slowly.

-I like the sounds you make- he said kissing your neck.

You relished in the feeling of his finger pushing further inside you and you gasped as he reached just the right spot.

Your hands clenched around his jacket, pulling him closer against you, feeling his growing erection against your leg. Not wanting to give up control completely, you moved your leg and he moaned against your shoulder. His finger stilled inside you and he soon took it out. You glanced at him in disappointment but he took his cock out of his pants and pushed it inside you. 

You tried not to scream in pleasure at the feeling of his huge member moving in and out, establishing a pace.

-Don't hold back darling- he panted against your ear. -I want everyone to hear you-

You bit your lips hard, not wanting to give him the satisfaction.

His thrusts increased in speed and you could feel the heat in the pit of your stomach growing.

-Come on, darling. Come on- he urged you, placing his hand beside your head on the wooden door.

It was all too much: his cock sliding in and out of you and the noises he was making, god, the noises. You were gonna lose it and at that point, you didn't care. You didn't care if the whole prison, hell if the whole galaxy heard you.

When his thumb moved to circle your clit, that's when you gave up. You threw your head back and screamed his name as you came.

That was enough to make him cum too and he gripped your waist tighter as his hips slammed into you frantically. 

The Master rested his forehead against your shoulder, trying to catch his breath.

You could practically see stars under your closed eyelids. You opened them as the Master slid out of you and tucked himself back in his trousers. He looked up at you with a mischievous smile.

-You look divine right now- he said pushing a strand of hair behind your ear. You would have told him he looked like a fucking masterpiece if you could have managed to speak at all.

-Well, it was very nice to meet you Y/N- he said taking a few steps back. -This was fun- he winked. -I hope I'll see you again-

-What...- 

Around him, four walls started to materialize with a strange noise.

-Master?! -

-Goodbye, darling! -

The last thing you heard was his laugh as the walls around him disappeared as quickly as they appeared.

-Y/N? Is...everything alright in there? -

You heard the cleaning lady ask with a hint of embarrassment in her voice. After this, you were totally gonna get fired.

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I am the previous anon 🥺👉👈 The prompts were "did you just hissed at me?", "Welcome back. Now fucking help me" and "kiss on the nose" (hope you have a lovely day)

Thank you so much for the request, darling. Hope you enjoy xx

Plot: the Reader and the Master had a row and they go their separate ways but they can’t stay away from each other for long.

Warning: blood, curse words a little bit of angst but mostly fluff. This can be both a F!Reader or an M!Reader, the gender is not specified.

Prompts: “Did you just hiss at me?”, “Welcome back, now fucking help me” + kiss on the nose.

You were home. Your old periphery apartment was even duller than you remembered. 

He did it. After all the times he said he would do it and you didn't believe him, the Master had finally left you. Just like that. He had flown the TARDIS to London and he had left you in front of your building with nothing more than a "get out". He didn't even look at you, he had just stood there, resting his hands on the console and clenching his jaw. 

So you had done as he said and left, not without slamming the door behind your back, of course.

You had felt mad, every unch of your body was hating him as you walked out. But now that you looked around and saw the white-grey walls, the dusty carpet and the untouched beer still on the table in your living room from the last time he had picked you up and you had followed him to the TARDIS, to the stars, to all of time and space, you couldn't feel anger even if you wanted. All you were feeling was cold. Probably because you hadn't switched on the heater in...how long had you been away? When you time travel it becomes impossible to tell.

You let out a long sigh. Well, it was done, there was no going back now. You just had to accept that.

Months passed. It felt more like a decade, to be honest. 

Work was always the same, boring, flat. No aliens to run away from, no kings to assassinate and most of all, no Master.

You missed him like crazy with his impossible socks and those unreadable dark eyes. You even missed your quarrels and his teasing. 

As you were deep in your thoughts, nibbling at your pen and completely ignoring the excessive amount of work on your desk, you heard someone screaming. You snapped out of your mind and turned around toward the window, right in time to see, on the street below the building, people running as fast as possible from a huge, red creature with long arms and even longer claws. It looked a bit like a mad chimpanzee. 

And then you saw him. The Master was clearly trying to calm the creature, holding something in his hand you couldn't see from there. Apparently, he was also failing in his attempt as the creature hit him with his claws. You gasped loudly and before you knew it, you were running outside. 

The street was a mess, people running and screaming and hiding in the closest shops. 

You saw the Master entering in one of the side streets and you followed him.

-Fuck...- you heard him mutter as he held his injured arm.

-Master...- you approached him and he turned around quickly. 

His sleeve was torn and you could see drops of blood falling from his wound.

-What are you doing here? - he asked.

-I work here. What are YOU doing here? -

The Master glanced behind your back, making sure the creature hadn't followed him.

-I'm working as well-

You rolled your eyes. -Of course you are. What is that thing? -

-It's not important. You should get back to work-

-I would if a gigantic alien monster hadn't appeared out of thin air! -

The Master looked at you seriously.

-What can I do? - you asked, ignoring the way his deep gaze made you feel.

-There's nothing you can do- he snapped.

You could practically see the walls getting up again, after everything you did to put them down.

-You're hurt, there's an alien attacking people in centre London and you're in no condition to stop it alone so I'm gonna ask again: what can I do? -

The Master bit his lip, considering your words.

-Fine- he gave in. -Distract it, I just need a few minutes to adjust this stupid thing- he said slapping the TCE he was holding with his blood-stained hand.

Of course you were gonna be the bait. You nodded either way and ran out of your hiding place. The creature was busy destroying a trash can and chewing on it like it was a piece of bread. 

-Hey you, stupid...monkey! -

The alien turned toward you, his eyes dark and hungry and his mouth drooling and wide open.

-Oh shit- 

You started running like hell. Oh, you had missed it.

As you passed the halley, the Master jumped between you and the creature and pushed the button on his TCE. Which didn't work.

-Oh, come on! - he said sounding exasperated.

In no time, the monster was on him, as the Time Lord struggled to push his long arms away from him.

-You know, this reminds me of so many bad days- you said, terrified but slightly amused. 

-Yeah yeah, welcome back, now fucking help me! - he shouted through gritted teeth.

-Oh, yeah, right- you looked around and saw a cane someone probably dropped while running away. You picked it up and hit the alien with it. It gave in a painful, animal-like noise and you took a step back as it got on his two feet and raised his clawed hand.

The Master quickly jumped up and pointed the TCE against it once again. This time, fortunately, it worked. 

-Thank you- you said as the Time Lord picked the now tiny creature in his hand. He glanced at you and put it into his pocket.

-You weren't so bad yourself-

That was the maximum of his compliments. You definitely had missed him.

-Does it hurt? - you asked pocking his arm. 

-Ouch! -

-Sorry...isn't it suppose to close on its own? -

-That bastard had poisonous claws. It prevents wounds from closing instantly. It'll heal, eventually- he said looking annoyed.

-Let me patch it up- you suggested.

The Master looked at you in silence, considering your proposition for a few moments before nodding and leading you toward the TARDIS. You entered with a smile on your face. The ship had become your home. You couldn't believe how much you had missed it. The TARDIS' console activated to welcome you with that familiar noise you liked so much.

-I missed you too beautiful- you said caressing the console.

The Master looked at you without you noticing. He didn't think he would ever see you again after your row. Yet, there you were, talking to his TARDIS as if it were a pet. 

He collapsed on the nearest chair and you directed your attention back to him. You took the emergency kit from the cupboard he kept it in and went to sit next to him.

-Alright, take off your shirt- 

He smirked. -So many memories- 

You rolled your eyes, trying to focus on wetting the cotton instead of his necked chest.

As soon as you placed it on the Master's arm he hissed. 

-...did you just hiss at me? -

-Maybe if you were a bit more delicate...ouch! -

-You're such a baby-

You said tapping as softly as you could on the open wound.

-Did you mean it? What you said back there? - you asked out of the blue. -When you said "welcome back" -

The Master kept looking ahead in silence. -You are welcome to stay. If you want-

You smiled, keeping your eyes on the wound.

-And- he paused, taking a deep breath. -I'm sorry for making you leave-

You did not expect that. He turned to look at you as you didn't answer.

-To be honest- you said. -I don't even remember what we argued about- 

The Master grinned and winched slightly as you put bandages around his arm.

-And I'll be more than happy to come back- you said as you finished patching him up. You left a kiss on the bandage and then another one on his nose. 

-I missed you- you admitted.

-I know- 

You laughed and pushed him slightly on his good arm.

-Alright, alright. I missed you too-