The paladin being made fun of for his abysmal attack rolls, Part 1
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Garrus: I feel so attacked.
Player: That guy didn't.
[Garrus wins a game of cards.]
Tek: See, you can’t trust a paladin.
Garrus: I just drew really well.
Tek: Oh, so it’s just a sword you can’t draw well.
The time a magic mirror summoned an evil shadow version of Garrus who weirdly also couldn't hit anyone with his sword.
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[In a practice fight:]
Tek: Aw, did you forget to tie your shoelaces before battle? I bet you wish you’d grabbed more javelins, huh? Were you that sure that you weren’t going to hit me with them? In that case, you should have left your sword too!
Garrus: ...You are trying to cast Vicious Mockery, right? You’re not just being mean?
Tek: This game should be called "Swords" because of how bad Garrus is at it.
[Months after Garrus got a Nat 1 and threw his javelin into the sea instead of hitting the monster.]
DM: And Garrus is going to huck a javelin at it...
Tek: Garrus! Just pretend it's the ocean!