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@lockhinge
NPC: I know it's nothing to a lord, but I insist that I pay you for your time. Noble Bard: I will make sure this gold goes to those who need it. Rogue: Um… I give the Bard a look... Noble Bard: And I give the Rogue the look of, "it's us; the people who need it is us."
"I can offer you transportation and this Crown Royal Bag of Holding."
- NPC
"Yes, the Infernal Plane and all of its tiers. It's like a cake… of evil!"
- DM
Bard: I have a friend who is very new to the city, just like you were. Do you have any advice for them? Baby Kobold: Hmm… Yes! Bard: What is it? Baby Kobold: Don't be afraid of buildings! Bard: …Incredible.
"I found a magic sewing needle that can never break. I don't sew… but I *am* going to break the game with this someday."
- Player
Bard: Goddamn lava. NPC: Well, there's no lava around here. Bard: Great, then I'll be back to visit more often. My favorite thing about a vacation destination: no lava.
"There's some decorative Thieves' Cant above the door that basically says 'don't even think about it.' It's pretty much the 'Live, Laugh, Love' of Lockhinge City."
- DM
Goblin: I'm doing great now! I can hang out without hissing at people and stealing their things… much. Rogue: Yeah, you didn't even bite anyone while we were drinking! Good job, man.
Bard: My heart hurts, so I go to hang out with a stupider friend. DM: I have a daaark prophecy for you… Bard: Aaaaaah wrong friend!!
"Wow! In some ways, friends sound more complicated than dealing with mind flayers… And maybe cause the same amount of psychic damage!"
- Awakened shrub, learning important life lessons
"The people in the kitchen here are really nice. They didn't kick me out or throw me into a weird kitchen-hole when I burned something... They don't even HAVE a kitchen-hole here, did you know that??"
- Clapperclaw the scarecrow, about his new life away from hags
"So, what else does the Bard do on the trip? Conversation… do something to someone… Hmm. I don't know why I phrased it like that."
- DM, accidentally following their intuition
Bard: Hey, don't worry. It could be fine. Rogue: Yes, it could be fine… it could be fine. It could be fine! It could be fine… A couple more shots and it’ll be fine! Bard: There ya go!
Fighter: Okay. If there's anything that sells the fact that this Intellect Devourer has brain damage... Bard: It's the fact that it went up to the Rogue and was like— Fighter: "—Uppies?" Yeah.
Player: Did the Fighter have the improvised weapon thing? That’s how he killed someone with a shampoo bottle? DM: No, but he can kill someone with a noogie.
Rogue: For this disguise, your clothes are going to have holes in them. Bard: They better, because I have a strict minimum amount of skin that must be showing at all times.
"I greet my mother with all the friendliness and Insight checks in the world."
- Player, playing it safe