#dice rolls

[willowlevulett]

If anyone thought I was sane, here's a fun fact for you.

I track every dice roll for the DnD campaign I play in. For every player. Every. Single. One.

Before you say "oh that sounds like it would annoy your fellow party members," my group loves this so much they will happily tell me every roll that transpired while I was in the bathroom/downstairs or just not paying attention.

I have data on hundreds of rolls. I have a detailed google sheet document with the breakdown of Nat 1 and Nat 20 percentages. I have charts that show how often each player rolls a number. I have one player who cannot roll a 17. It's been 12 sessions of tracking they still haven't rolled a 17.

I post updates on everyone's stats in our discord and it's usually met with horror and elation. One player has a 9.7% chance of rolling Nat 1s. Absolutely insane.

It's the weirdest and most nerdy thing I've ever done. I started doing it because we rolled FIVE Nat 1s back to back in session 3 and nearly killed our entire party before we even started the adventure. I made a blood pact with our DM to save our lives. I had to know if our adventuring party was just particularly unlucky.

Anyway, I wouldn't suggest most groups do this. And if you do, congrats you're insane.

[cottagedeer]

For those curious about what the GolBaby would look like, I have been dropping some lovely hints here and there, but to confirm one thing.

Each au is a genetic roulette.

And yes, I will use my dnd dice to determine how human or eldritch creature of worldly destruction the GolBaby will be.

Natural 1 | 100% Human

Natural 20 | That world is sooo dunzo as the golbaby could possibly destroy it if it felt like it.

Let's start with other AUs before we get to vanilla old man Simon.

| First, Simone from Fionna's universe. |

| Next, Winter king from the... loose swap universe? |

| Next, Ice King from a universe where Simon wasn't cured from the crown. (Or the identity crisis au, your pick) |

| Next, Ice Prince AND Freezer Simon because WHY TF NOT! (Ice Dice is IP and dark galaxy dice is FS) |

| Next is apocalypses Simon because silver fox needs a baby too. |

| Next is Ice President because whydoyouguyswanthimpreggers!? |

| And last, Vanilla Simon. |

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This is not rigged! I have witnesses!

[vivianvixen]

Another quirk I've noticed in actual play podcasts, specifically the ones that play 5th edition D&D, is that nobody owns more than one d20 and thus has to make two separate rolls for advantage and disadvantage, which is awkward and I hate it.

[tobiasforms]

[diceyclipse]

Some dice rolls for you !

[mattymurdox]

My rolls last session were wild. Lowest was an 11, three 15s two 19s an 18 and a 17.

[darkelfdice]

This is what happens when your cat familiar doesn’t agree with your D&D dice rolls :)