#dick stuff

[executile-dysfunction]

Nervously making out with a foreskin like it's a cute girl you have a crush on, hesitantly slipping your tongue underneath as if you're learning how to kiss for the first time all over again, while the foreskin's owner relaxes and coos encouragement at you from above ♡

[toweringlalonde]

The Official, Indisputable Roxy Aesthetic is absolutely Roxy I’m too tight sweatpants with her dick peeking over the waistband as she rolls up her t-shirt to scratch at an itch in her belly hair.

((god!!! this is a very good one. personal fave

[remembertherandler]

The fact that Rhett is deeply contemplating the state of various men's ball sacs (including Link's) is absolutely hilarious to me. I'm laughing my ass off. This is the good shit.

[sportyspicechi]

Here is another... I had fun with these pics. What do you think?

[toweringlalonde]

(Roxy’s dick tenting her sweatpants and tearing her g-strings)

((i know this aint for everybody but me personally? i flippin LOVE this idea

[remembertherandler]

The dick jokes. Choice.

[remembertherandler]

There seems to be some sort of collective headcanon that Link's cock is bigger than Rhett's. Do you know where this originated from? Is it based on certain evidence from videos/photos or is it maybe something from fanfiction that has caught on and is now treated as RandL gospel.

Dear Anon, 

That is as damn-near canon as it comes for something that personal about these two. Here is some of the evidence that I have amassed regarding this. 

This post shows photos that were taken of the two in college. It is an iconic image for so many reasons. 

Observe the following aspects of the image above: 

1) The absolute smarm on Link’s face2) Rhett’s adorable little face fuzz3) The adorableness of their shared dorm room door… oh but wait4) “Yore mom called”? Oh boy. 5) AND OF COURSE…..

Now, this could just be silly college boy stuff. Maybe their friends wrote it, but I think there is some serious truth here and there is a reason people treat this as canon. Here is an example of this kind of talk appearing on, you guessed it, THAT FAMILY SHOW everyone loves, G/M/M.

If that ^ isn’t the face of a man who has too many times tried to imply that his dick is bigger, knowing full well it isn’t the truth, I don’t know what is. 

[raisedbyheathens]

Arwen was like, 2500 years old when she gave it all up for Aragorn. How *GOOD* was that dick?