#dick-gnome

[thecactuslife]

date someone who falls asleep holding ur titty.

[dickgnome]

1. Favourite shape of pasta. 2. Post a shade of grey you like. 3. What perfume/deodrant do you wear? 4. Tell me about the last time you went outside.

1. I love shells (:

2. I prefer either 32 or 192.

3. 80% of the time the perfume I use is Pure Seduction from Victoria’s Secret but the other 20% of the time I use is Malania from Hollister (:

4. Last time i went out side was earlier this morning when I went to go talk to my grandpa about where my mom had vanished to.

Thanks for the questions anon!❤

[dickgnome]

Oh I would love too <3 their is so much in California that I want to do @-@ So are you bi or lesbian orrrr what?

I’ve been here all my life, but of course I live in the area where nothing fun is. Everything even remotely interesting is like an hour drive if I’m lucky.

I’m bisexual. Although I’ve been with more men but I have come to realize that i am more attracted to women.

[dickgnome]

I actually got asks when I asked for them! Omg this is a Christmas miracle!

[dickgnome]

OO YOU WANT TO GET DIRTY, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR ;D

Ohhh how kinky! My fave color is like a burgundy, or a really really dark red. Oh well and black of course, like my soul.

[dickgnome]

Omg you should tots watch BTVS it's bad ass and their is such wonderful gay things in it lol. I'm glad you enjoyed the questions I love sending them!(:

Ahhh yes thank you! I’ll try and get around to it. I’m still trying to finish season 4 of vamp diaries before season 5 comes in October. When I watch it though I’ll def keep you updated on my viewings!

[dickgnome]

Okay okay okay I got questions! 1) are you straight? 2) if not wanna go behind the 7-11 and make out? 3) do you like cats more than dogs? 4) after we hit the 7-11 wanna watch BTVS and eat cookies at my place? 5) did you like school? 6) what're your favorite tv shows? 7) are you a virgin? ;O 8) ily, that's not a question.. How are you!? 9) can you cook well? 10) do you get along with your parents?

OMG! OMG! OMG! Okay here we go!

1) No I’m not, i like da boys and da girlies. 2) Um yes please! 3)I love cats but dogs will always have my heart. 4)I never watched BTVS when i was young because i wasn’t allowed to but yes i would love to watch it anyways! And def yes to the cookies :D 5) I didn’t like high school too much but after taking a year long vacation from doing anything really it’s nce to get back in the game. plus i’m studying things i actually wanna learn so that makes it even better! 6) hmm fave tv shows, I gotta say HIMYM, TWD, TVD, Modern Family, Friends, AMERICAN HORROR STORY, and uhh i can’t think of any more at the moment. I’ll get back to you! 7)no i’m not:p 8)ILY TOO! And I’m great, life is treating me well for the time being! 9) my friends have told me that i’m not a bad cook, but i can’t tell if they’re just trying to be nice or if they’re being honest hahha. and drum roll please *drum rolls* 10) I do get along with my parents. My mom is my best friend, as well as my step day. as for my sperm donator, i could give a rats ass about him.

Ahhh thanks so much for the questions! <333

[superwholock-syndrome]

Tagged by rngleme

Rule 1) Post the Rules

Rule 2) Answer the question your tagger set for you in their post and add 11 new ones.

Rule 3) Tag 11 people and link them to your post

Rule 4) Let them know they’ve been tagged

Rule 5) Put the people you are tagging on the post.

My answers:

1. Why did you join tumblr? (original, I know, sorry)

my friend showed me something that i really liked and i wanted to reblog it, so i've created tumblr account

2. For or against THE death sentance?

neither. it's not me to decide 

3. porn or fanfictions?

fanfictions

4. Which is you favourite clothing brand?

i have limited access to shops, cause i live in small city, so my favourites here are h&m and new yorker

5. Which is the most horrible moment in school (until now)?

i can't remember anything special except for the one time in primary school, when i was little kid. we suppose to write a short poem and on a break i went for help to my mum, cause she was working in the same school. then i went back to class and some girls told the teacher about it. i was so upset and broken that i couldn't stop crying. (well i'm that kind of person who can cry from thing like that)

6. Which is the thing that can really ruin a conversation?

me

7. Which animal would you like to have?

boring but i'd like to have a cat

8. Would you like to become a vegan/vegetarian at some point in your life?

i am a vegetarian

9. Tell me about the last book you read

i read a dance with dragons by George R.R. Martin and it was totally awesome, i loved it and i can't wait for another book from series

10. sugar VS salt

sugar

11.How are you doing in school?

it was good till now, but it's getting worse c;

  My questions:

1. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? if not - why?

2. What's your favourite place to live?

3. Happiest memory you have. 

4. Which culture is most interesting to you that  you would like to get to know?

5. Favourite books. 

6. Describe the most interesting person you've met (appearance and/or character)

7. snow vs sun

8. Do you have any talents/special skills? What?

9. What's your favourite clothes?

10. Average number of hours you sleep

11. Last movie you've seen and what do you think about it. 

People i'm tagging: 

falling-asleep-in-your-arms , hotek95-capswan-shipper , starlight-pixie, argarornis , dick-gnome , prosaen , annavonzeppelin , nanamiec , thoughtsofadyingcydonian , charmeilon , internethobo