#dickhole

[pastrygeckos]

Don't you just love it when someone you'd rather not speak to goes "Well it's been a few months, it's time to remind you of what a dick I am again. I better get my phone out. 'You're worthless and you have a sad life, you should appreciate any and all attention you get.' Yeah, that'll do it. Send! Wow, I wonder why nobody talks to me... Must be something wrong with them. There's obviously nothing wrong with me, I try so hard and get nothing back! I am so sad."

[happy-watching]

The writing on this show is 💯

[prettynobodyco]

What can I say, I draw it like it is: Truth Bomb 💣✨ HAPPY THURSDAY Y'ALL 😊 its S N O W I N G in Denver which is pretty but cold and makes me miss LA 🙃❄️🌴🤷🏻‍♀️ Should John go on a Tote? A tee? LMK and I'll hook it up! 💋 • • • • • • • • • #artdesign #pnco #prettynobody #fashion #pinsofig #art #design #illustration #pastel #cute #sadcute #tumblr #pastelgoth #graphicdesign #instagood #instadaily #illustration #artist #art #artprint #smallbusiness #retail #homegoods #drawing #draw #instaartist #artoftheday #altgirl #johnmayerisadickhole #dickhole (at Denver, Colorado)

[darianjay]

@possessedloser >:(

[dickhole-fish]

A fly landed on the water today, he was tasty... too bad it wasn’t a dickhole though.

[dickhole-fish]

My buddy Geoff was talking shit about my dickhole hunting skills. I punched him.

[dickhole-fish]

I wrote a poem today, here it is:

I’m swimming through the murky green water.

The sunlight flitted through, like an unsure spotlight.

I search, hopeless, lost, alone.

Forever locked into this mortifying coil of stone cold solitude.

I almost give up...the tantalizing taste of untrying was tempting beyond compare.

But then I saw it.

Glowing, shimmering, shining

Finally, my meandering, aimless search is over.

A dickhole.

A perfect dickhole.

I accept constructive criticism only. If you hate me then you hate art.

[dickhole-fish]

Saw a nice dickhole today. It peaced out before I could swim up it :(