#homegoods

[homegoods-official]

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[tamapalace]

nothing will stop me

[owlbloop]

I am so tired of complicated housewares. I don't want a mixer that changes speeds based on beater type, an adjustable bed with 14 massage types, a microwave with programmable settings, everything in my house to have a digital interface, smart kettles..

All I want is simple durable stuff to get the job done. Press a button and get boiling water, pour the water through a filter, turn the dial to the number of minutes you want your bread to toast. Can the washing machine do delicates, cold, bedding, and normal? Great. Can the rice cooker cook the rice? Great. Does the heated blanket heat? Perfect. Does the showerhead have even water pressure? All i need

Why is it so hard to find basic good quality appliances? I don't want to do more math

[writeleighso]

The HomeGoods Store: Did you need an 18" banana themed garden gnome?

Me: Uh, what?

The HomeGoods Store: Three in stock in your area! Don't you need one?

Me: I don't need an 18" banana themed garden gnome. Who is buying this stuff??

The HomeGoods Store: ...

Me: ...

Me: It's just one 18" banana themed garden gnome.

Me: *rhinestones, glitters, and repaints*

Me: Oh, it's me. I'm the problem. I'm buying this stuff.

[tadpoless4]

from the wonderful mind of my roommate @noctidhaze

also HSR homegoods/tjmaxx au LMAO

[peterfields]

[thegrandteapot]

[victusinveritas]

For Sale: Disco horse, never rode.