#dickoriwally

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[junespriince]

Don't keep secrets au

Wally, bound to a chair: Oh come on, I have an entire article to edit by tomorrow.

Slade: a journalist that gets a surprisingly amount of interviews with Nightwing and Starfire. What makes you so special?

Wally: my good looks and killer personality?

Slade, hit him: no jokes, I want all of the information you have on my enemies.

Wally: okay, Nightwing is a cover hog and Star takes alllll the hot water on the morning.

Slade: I said no jokes!

Wally: I ain't joking I'm surviving my two partners and they keep freezing me, I mean I comes from a speedster but I'm not one!

Slade: ... You're dating them?

Wally: duh, why you think they're flirting with me on screen, I tell them to stop but they just ugh, my boyfriend and girlfriend are too hot! It's a crime!

Slade: so, if I torture you enough I'll get more information, wonderful.

Wally: buddy you can try, but my father beat me, starved me, threw me down the basement all summer long only to work me to death, and sent me to be experimented on, my lips are sealed. Also hi my loves, you guys took forever to get here.

Slade: huh, what wait— *knocked out*

Nightwing: traffic was terrible, give us a break!

Starfire: he lies, he broke every rule to get here and now poor Roy is throwing up!

Nightwing, untying Wally's hands free: he drives like a grandma, and our boyfriend was kidnapped by him! I'll deal with the haters later.

Wally: well, can we continue this in the car? I got an article that needs to get done by tonight for tomorrow!

Star: so no cuddles, we thought you were going to be dead when we arrived sweetie.

Wally: no.... Don't.

Nightwing: but we were so worried! Please baby?

Wally: be strong wall-man, be strong -

Hours later in their bed

Wally, not strong at all: I hate you both.

Dick: no you don't.

Kori: you adore us, Wally.

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[junespriince]

Kori: come her bae, come sit next to me, come and take your drawers off.

Dick, on the edge of the bed nervous:

Wally: damn you on the edge of the bed, you about to fall off!