#dickori

[nobelowz]

dickfire yuri if you even care

[robs-your-robins]

I imagine Bruce to be a very protective parent when the kids start dating and not in a controlling way, those are his babies and he will ensure they are treated as they deserve. After a few years of dating and "concern" from Bruce, a list appears, of simple rules and advice to dating the Bat's brood in Titans Tower hidden away until it is needed, filled with knowledge passed down from hand to hand.

Don't ever touch your Batling in view of the Big Bat. Holding hands is OK but only when necessary. Kissing is forbidden. Arm around the shoulders? Waist? The Bat will glare until you back off. It's important to retreat as soon as possible. "He carved a hand out of Kryptonite and smacked me with it" an anonymous source added.

Don't ever taste or steal something from the plate of your Bat even when invited because the Bat won't take kindly to you "taking food out of his child's mouth," as another anonymous source says.

Don't ever bring your Bat back late. The Bat can have his kids up all hours punching clowns and headbutting back robbers but his kids come in from a date ten minutes after curfew? Expect to find Batman rapping on your window, pointing to "what looks like a clock they teach little kids to tell the time" stated a redacted source.

Don't ever honk when you're outside to pick up your Bat. It doesn't matter if they told you to do so to avoid their siblings and the stiff small talk with the Bat. "Walk to the door, knock and wait for the Bat to drift by," one author of the list insists, "If he ignores you, that's good. If he nods, you can come in. If he just hovers and speaks only to his kid, you're in danger."

Always keep the door open. Batman will sense the door being closed over or getting locked. The man will corner you and lecture you about the rules of his house. He will be armed. "Seriously keep the fucking doors, the windows, heck even the vents open" wrote one source in very lopsided handwriting.

[faiyaart]

Forever together❤️

Dick got a letter from Jason

Jason is a good artist, did you know that?

[ayy-ayycaptaiin]

Dick and Kory: photos of them together ☆

[aurora2sunset]

and she'll do it too

[ratsonfire]

He's not bored.

Archie comic/reference under break!

[pinkiemachine]

DicKory Wedding!

I said I’d get around to it eventually 😊

[garpen]

Sneak peak for future instalments