#dicks!

[crubblessnowglobe]

@sweaterkittensahoy !!! DICK ICE CREAM!

[sweaterkittensahoy]

May i please see the dick pin? 🥺 from the post

You get both of 'em! No joke, an internet friend backed the kickstarter for them just to send them to me. I treasure them immensely.

[emailgremlin]

y’all seem like you’re having fun w travelercon! i hope my boy is doing well. goodnight!

[danielsdescension]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Sean: I'm gonna send you a bad tattoo to be mad at.

Me: (sighing) ...okay.

Sean: [sends]

Me: Opens and sees

Me: Honey, this isn't bad. It's tasteless.

Sean: Huh?

Me: The gray shading is great. I could draw the outline of the body from the implied shape. It's really nice work.

Sean: Well, shit.

[crubblessnowglobe]

Historians dispute Bayeux tapestry penis tally after lengthy debate

Two Bayeux scholars at loggerheads over whether dangling shape depicts dagger or the embroidery’s 94th phallus

@sweaterkittensahoy thought this might make you giggle

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