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@sarahcakes613!!!
Oh man, exactly the sort of mail I needed today.
@sweaterkittensahoy !!! DICK ICE CREAM!
God when I get back on and check my DMs ya'll got me feeling like Mulan. 😩
Like This...
...if you’ve seen my dick. I’m curious about exactly how big a Tumblr slut I am.
For any 19 Days fans who want to keep track of all the ridiculous Dick Incidents so far:
Zhan Zheng Xi has seen Jian Yi’s dick (and kinda touched it while removing a bug from it in the woods lol)
Jian Yi has seen Zhan Zheng Xi’s dick (and had it in his face after helping to pull down the pants he had just accidentally thrown a scalding hot drink onto lol)
(They also frotted dem dicks a little during an intense crying horizontal hug on a bed, but that dick friction got too real for Xixi real quick.)
Now the main gays have really calmed down with the awkward dick stuff for the time being, so we get He Tian trying to start a sext session with Guan Shan, who I can only assume was getting ready to jerk off in bed while sniffing He Tian’s jacket and pretend it doesn’t mean anything. But Guan Shan’s still not having any of He Tian’s attempts to get closer, and He Tian just goes “LOL HERE’S MY DICK ANYWAY LOOK AT IT” because apparently when he gets the urge to fuck with Guan Shan’s head, any possible setbacks it could cause in their very tenuous relationship seem 100% worth it for the lols.
And He Tian still hasn’t seen any of their dicks, even though he’s somehow the thirstiest and does the most to try it. RIP
May i please see the dick pin? 🥺 from the post
You get both of 'em! No joke, an internet friend backed the kickstarter for them just to send them to me. I treasure them immensely.
Sean: I'm gonna send you a bad tattoo to be mad at.
Me: (sighing) ...okay.
Sean: [sends]
Me: Opens and sees
Me: Honey, this isn't bad. It's tasteless.
Sean: Huh?
Me: The gray shading is great. I could draw the outline of the body from the implied shape. It's really nice work.
Sean: Well, shit.