#dicks and stuff

[ryomooo]

You know I stay reading your tags. Man, I would do anything to be the meat in a Shimada sammich, too. 😩👌

Honestly tho, who wouldn’t wanna be in a sandwich that tasty? 

also i forgot that people read my tags lmao 

[massecurr]

the silent hill wiki circumcision meltdown of 2015 (with images, tweets) · jasperrolls

didn't you know? EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR FOR DICK CHOPPING

If you have some time please read this, it is some of the most hilarious, insane conspiracy theory stuff I have ever read and on a video game wiki none the less 

[silveretta]

I haven't been on /d/ in ages even

I dreamt I had a penis last night. It was veiny and big, and I do mean big, about 14 inches, and I could fit the head between my tits. It felt so real when I was holding it, which was wonderful, it's been awhile since I felt an actual hard cock in my hand and felt it throb as I slid the skin up and down, up and down.

I couldn't enjoy it very long, though. I had to go put on my pink power suit and save a snowmobile from evil amusement park rides.

[maddyloves16]

If some guys want to draw dicks on everything they can just use their own dicks instead of wasting spray paint or ink or pencil lead. Remember kids, reduce reuse and recycle.

[uniformshark]

zombiepineapples replied to your photoset: Dragonformers porn commission for the-wrong-turn ...

Wait…why does Drift have two?

No one sent him the memo about how they all will have just one. Now he’s stuck with two and very embarrassed about this but tries to compensate by wielding two swords most of the time.

[spud-tan]

everytime i draw tp zzelink it ends up kinda nsfw theres reason i don't draw them