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Sorry! Lo siento. Mi dispiace. Es tut mir leid. 🙏 We want to use this opportunity to apologise for the lack of content recently. Please rest assured that we are not dead. Or kidnapped. Or on some desert island in just our underwear! What we ARE doing is working busily on our @youtube channel with preparations being made for our first video! Sound is ready. Camera is ready. Dick is ready. Please be patient and we'll be with you in a jiffy. . . Remember to follow us for more stories and why not check out our website at: https://dafakenews.org . . . . . #DaFakeNews #FakeNews #DickSpaniel #YouTube #youtubechannel #youtuber #youtubevideos #fictionalnews #parody #satire #satiregram #busybee #newtechnology #newsshow #bepositive #smile #behappy #instagood #instadaily #newvideo #newvideoalert #genius #toilethumor #goinglive (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEUKCZEpFKy/?igshid=b20g3hvecwn

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Woman has baby's face GROWING FROM HER BACK!! 👶👶🍼🤢 An Australian woman has baffled doctors after they discovered a fully grown BABY'S FACE growing at the top of her back. Cynthia Benson-Slug, 24 from Sydney, always had a large growth on her spine but it wasn't until the last few months that it started to change. "It began to itch really bad and eventually I was woken up one night to the sound of a baby crying. I got my partner to check what it was and turns out it was coming from me! I wouldn't mind but the noise is keeping me awake and I keep finding sick all over my pillow!!" Doctors say that they cannot understand how a human head can just suddenly form from what they believed was a cyst. "I thought that it was a joke to begin with, but when shit started coming out of Cynthia's mouth I knew this was the real deal." said Dr. Rajib Hussein-Gums. "Plus it latched onto my nipple which was a major surprise, especially as I'm a man." . . Remember to follow us for more stories and why not check out our website at: https://dafakenews.org . . . . . #DaFakeNews #FakeNews #DickSpaniel #baby #babies #babyboy #babygirl #babyfever #babyphotography #babyroom #satire #satiregram #parody #fictionalnews #news #medical #medicalstudent #funny #britishsummer #british #britishmeme #botched #instagood #instadaily #instagram #doctor #photooftheday (at Sydney, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEHaN0FJ9dG/?igshid=tomqxsami2ik

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Eminem NOT DEAD, but reborn as WOMAN! 💅👄🙎 Record breaking rapper @eminem was the hot topic today with the hashtag #ripeminem trending heavily on @twitter. 🐦 Fears grew for the Detroit artist but whilst fans sighed in relief that he was still very much alive they were also left bemused to find that he had also gone a drastic appearance change. A promotional photo was released showing the "Way I Am" rapper now as a WOMAN with the tag 'FINALLY MY TRUE SELF' attached to the image. Only to make matters more confusing he is now set to rebrand himself under the name 'FEMINEM' in honour of femininity and the feminist movement. What do you think? . . Remember to follow us for more stories and why not check out our website at: https://dafakenews.org . . . . . #DaFakeNews #FakeNews #DickSpaniel #eminem #m&m #d12 #eminemdead #eminemmemes #eminemfan #fictionalnews #parody #satire #satiregram #eminemquotes #eminemfans #rapper #hiphop #detroit #michigan #hoax #eminemforever #eminemshow #trans #transitioning (at Detroit, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEFD5-Gp43_/?igshid=1jymjt5w7bk95

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Fortnite to be BANNED IN THE UK 🇬🇧😭😭 Online multiplayer shoot-em-up @fortnite has been a roaring success since its initial release in 2017 with over 350 million registered users worldwide. However those figures could be soon slashed dramatically due to the UK Government's latest recommendations for the game to be BANNED IN THE UK as of September the 1st. 🇬🇧 A statement released from the @conservatives party read: "Fortnite, albeit a very successful game, is proving to be a destructive force to the youth of our nation. Due to the nature of the game we feel that there should be an age limit stopping it getting into the hands of children. However upon discussions with Epic Games an agreement couldn't be reached and so we are left with no choice but to ban the game outright." An estimated 4.5 million registered users are based in the UK and this news will no doubt be a huge blow to the gaming community. . . Remember to follow us for more stories and why not check out our website at: https://dafakenews.org . . . . . #DaFakeNews #FakeNews #DickSpaniel #fortnite #fortniteclips #fortnitecommunity #fortnitebanned #fortnitefunny #playstation4 #xboxone #xbox #gaming #onlinegaming #ps4 #epicgames #fortnitebattleroyale #videogame #mmo #multiplayer #multiplayergaming #frag #consevatives #politics #gamingcommunity #satiregram #satire #parody #fictionalnews (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CECnpJWJc3k/?igshid=fvgr56828hcn

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Woman has operation to FUSE MOUTH SHUT 👄👄👄👄 A woman from Florida is the first person in the world to have an operation to purposely fuse her mouth shut. Diane Flange, 45, from Orlando Florida travelled to Peru to have the controversial procedure to fuse her lips together - a surgery that expands the bottom lip to such an extent it forms a perfect seal. The surgery is known as a babboonoscopy was outlawed in the vast majority of nations due to the fact that it makes no sense. Peru is the only country which still legalises the procedure and accepts patients from abroad. Ms. Flange is over the moon with the results. She wrote on a piece of paper: "I love it. I had really bad breath and it really made me feel self conscious. Now I don't have to worry about that. Now I can just snort powdered food and drink through a straw up my nostril. It's magic." Asked about what will happen if she gets a cold, or a sinus infection Ms. Flange simply wrote: "Oh fuck" . . Remember to follow us for more stories and why not check out our website at: https://dafakenews.org . . . . . #DaFakeNews #FakeNews #DickSpaniel #Florida #medical #surgery #sarcasm #parody #satire #satiregram #botched #botchedsurgery #botchedsurgeries #lips #lipstick💄 #doctor #doctors #grim #funny #news #hayfever #usa #instagood #collagen (at Orlando, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDvovX-AkVx/?igshid=qfvznp4f6421

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Idris Elba looks UNRECOGNISABLE as Mrs. Doubtfire in film reboot 🎥🎥 The 1993 original starring Robin Williams is considered a movie classic and gained a cult following from its initial release up to present day. Fans were desperate for a sequel however New Line Cinema have revealed they are in production of a REBOOT featuring the UK's very own Idris Elba filling the Late Williams' shoes. Some have questioned the use of a black actor in what was originally a Caucasian Scottish woman however the decision has also been welcomed by fellow actors and movie critics with some claiming this casting is a "stroke of genius". The photo above is the only image available from the set where the movie is being filmed and sees Elba in the traditional blonde wig and glasses. Does this mean the actor has given up on the Bond role? Remember to follow us and why not check out our website: https://dafakenews.org . . . . . #DaFakeNews #FakeNews #DickSpaniel #idriselba #idriselbamemes #idriselbafan #mrsdoubtfire #robinwilliams #robinwilliamsquote #movies #movie #hollywood #hollyweird #satire #parody #remake #movieremake #sequel #film #blockbuster #bond #jamesbond #007 #losangeles #british #blm #blackceleb #celeb (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDtcgHXJWDF/?igshid=3yu8lrivxixj

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Restaurant in San Diego now serves BBQ PENIS 🍴🍆🍆 Just when you didn't think things couldn't get weirder it appears Sam's Grillin' House in San Diego, California decided to challenge that thought. The steakhouse restaurant has made a steady living serving traditional BBQ favourites such as ribs, burgers, brisket and foot long hotdogs. Now there is another footlong added to the menu. Customers can now order a footlong donkey dong, BBQ'd the same day and served either on its own or in a bun. Restaurant owner Randy Bugger-Smith says that this has been due to 'popular demand'. "Every day we would get customers saying 'God I wish they served dick in here' and people would complain that we didn't have anything penis related on the menu. Then we managed to find a Chinese supplier of Donkey Dongs at a reasonable price and we thought why not?" One customer we spoke to said: "I fucking love it. All in my mouth. All the way in. Besides, donkey meat is legal in California so why shouldn't I have some with my fries? It tastes great and I end up wanting more. The kids love it too." Remember to follow us for more. Also why not check out our website: https://dafakenews.org #DaFakeNews #FakeNews #DickSpaniel (at San Diego, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDs9jQdgdqv/?igshid=hp9vw86mubd3