#didibention

[itsdizzytremaine]

TEXT 💬 BIZZY

Dizzy: It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

Dizzy: A BLOW OUT! I meant a BLOW OUT! I don't know why my phone autocorrected to that! I was just trying to offer you a nice smoothing hair treatment, not... THAT!

Dizzy: I'm so embarrassed, I'm sorry!

[dougsnotdopey]

TEXT 💬 DEN

Doug: In case you were wondering on the recovery time of slipping and falling flat on your butt, I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today and even that didn't help with the pain much. In fact, it might have made it worse?

[jayonthefield]

TEXT 💬 JEN

Jay: I'm just running late, I swear I'm not bailing on you. I’ll be at the tourney field in 5 minutes, man. If not, read this again.

[happilyevieafter]

TEXT 💬 BEVIE

Evie: I don't mean to be rude but PLEASE stop messaging me! I will block you if you keep annoying me so quit it!

Evie: Oh my gosh, Ben, DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE! IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU!