#die actually

[does-an-animal-look-like-my-wife]

Hello! Welcome to the original spouseposting blog! Tbh I was already doing this on my main...

The premise is simple! Does the animal look like my wife?

I am doing this because I love my wife <3

Submissions and tags are welcome. Banners by @fanclubgraphics

Op: any pronouns // Wife: he/him

Asked Questions:

🦭 Why are these animals like your wife?

🦭 Your wife's pronouns are he/him — wouldn't that make him your husband?

🦭 Can we see him?

[crowecreates]

Me when the groundlings and stinkards slobber upon my good Elizabethan stage whilst I try to watch Hamlet from the gallery seat I paid a good six pence for /j

Time is a flat circle

[neechees]

You'd have to be an Olympic gold medalist in jumping for the insane leaps of so called "logic" to be a Mormon and a zionist bc Mormons think Native Americans are a long lost Jewish tribe (so do they think Native Americans should live in "Israel"??) but think Mormons originated in North America so they are already operating on unseen levels of stupidity

[loosepuck]

natcast how about you never say females again

[1984grammys]

guy in the jeep who sped ahead in the left turn lane to cut in front of me IN THE INTERSECTION does not care enough for the living. he does not make a little space to make a better place. he does not heal the world

[rigginsstreet]

Daily reminder if you hate billy but love Karen wheeler or don’t find anything Problematique about her behavior in the ways you do billy to the point youre frothing at the mouth seizing on the floor every time his name is mentioned….

You’re a hypocrite and don’t actually care about victims like you so loudly proclaim

[moonlitlex]

you people should be drawn and quartered

context: these are all from reviews of the iliad on goodreads.

[bakedbananners]

Trying to upload documents when employer website is broken and won’t let me upload documents makes me want to kill someone.