#die dc

[nixotinix]

sometimes a family is a mentally ill disgraced district attorney turned mob boss, his wife that is still madly in love with him, their best friend that does drugs and could bench press a semi truck, their gambling addict surrogate daughter, and the dog that said daughter bullied them into getting.

[chickenshittle]

two-face 2024 bullshit

[sperklump]

[roryonfire]

Thanks dc, now when I want to read a jayroy fic, majority of them will just be jay trying to deal with Roy’s death. Big thanks!!!!!

[chickenshittle]

this is all that happened? right guys? no angst? (<- in denial, also forgot to draw gavel but shh)

[nixotinix]

Two Face's found family is on a long road trip-- How does it go?

Two-Face: “For the last time, we are not stopping at McDonald’s.”

Die: “Why? I’m hungry, and I think Pip needs to use the bathroom.”

Two-Face: “Remind me again why we brought the dog.”

Die: “He’s a part of this family, Dad. You can’t neglect your family.”

Two-Face: “I thought I told you to not call me that.”

Die: “That isn’t what you were saying when I bought you that ‘#2 Dad’ mug.”

Gilda: “I spy with my little eye… something that is yellow.”

Bane: “The sun?”

Gilda: “Nope.”

Two-Face: “You just bought me that mug because it has the number 2 on it.”

Die: “Yeah, and you love it.”

Two-Face: “I tolerate it.”

Die: “It’s in the cupholder right now.”

Bane: “That truck over there?”

Gilda: “Nope.”

Two-Face: “Quit trying to touch the radio. You aren’t changing the music.”

Die: “Your music sucks, Dad.”

Two-Face: “I will turn this car around, Die.”

Die: “Do it! You won’t!” 

Bane: “Is it the McDonald’s sign?”

Gilda: “Good job! Your turn.”

Bane: “Can we stop at McDonald’s? I think the dog needs to use the restroom.”

Two-Face: “I wish I was still in a coma.”

Die: “Are we going to McDonald’s or not.”

Two-Face: “Fffffffine.”