#die faster

[intearsaboutrobots]

rip i got so excited when i thought frank was gonna die. but now they're operating and giving him a family and a disabled daughter and he's a veteran. fuck me is this guy gonna stick around forever pissing me off???? tell me it's a last gasp and we'll all feel very sad we never knew him and then move the hell on.

[mintglacier]

i keep thinking "oh this can't possibly get worse" every time i read a new headline and without fail i see another one almost immediately that proves me wrong

[inkher0]

[charliezone]

exploding all these ai ads with my brain

[akkpipitphattana]

the way deb’s first thing when she wakes up from a fucking coma is to comment on jennette’s eating habits and jennette is HAPPY about this because it means her mom lives a little longer

[radio-charlie]

Well of course our valorous blogosphere is full of virtue signallers who reblog without clicking links. What were you expecting? Thought this would be a video game? Meteor descends slowly upon the Earth and suddenly your heart is filled with a light you never knew you had. One you hoped to mine from me while I slept and while I woke. Such heroes. :<

[formerlyanon]

I regret to inform you all that tumblr live is not gone from mobile

[evilestscientist]

a friend told me the queen was dead and I RAN to my pc to open tumblr and it wasnt even real