#diedara

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They're all SOOOO pretty!!!

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Akatsuki babe’s thoughs on those icha icha makeout paradise books? Like if they ever come across reading it🍆👀

Hahaha okay so I love this here we go:

•Hidan: He loves these just because of how trashy he thinks they are. Like, we’re talkign those erotica novels with the big-bust peasant woman as the cover type of erotica...he loves to make gross jokes while reading.

•Kakuzu: Yeah, he loathes them. I like the idea of an au where the only difference is that he’s read the series and vows to rewrite it someday because he just can’t stand how poor they are.

•Itachi: Hehe Itachi isn’t a fan because, back when he was in ANBU, Kakashi would secretly show him his own copies...needless to say, Itachi Uchiha could live his life perfectly content without the series.

Kisame: Okay, this was tough simply because Kisame doesn’t strike me as someone who likes to read. So, he’s probably skimmed through them when he’s got a second or two and actually enjoyed it. Kisame’s the type of guy who’ll watch a chick flick and call them guy-cry movies, so I think he’d read them and like them.

Deidara: Lol he just reads to for the same reason Hidan does, but then he’ll go one step further and read them aloud to make the others uncomfortable at random.

Sasori: Tell people he hates them, but secretly they’re just the type of trashy entertainment he needs sometimes. They make him laugh and that’s good enough for him. But he’ll deny ever reading them if pressed...

Konan: I always see Konan as someone who is not a fan of romantic/lust-oriented novels so I’m not convinced she’d enjoy them. She probably would read them when she first missed Yahiko, but then grew out of them.

Nagato: Yeah, he totally reads them. The series is a good distraction from all his troubles and Konan will always go out and buy him the latest edition when they’re released.

Orochimaru: Alright, so he does read them, but strictly to point out the anatomical flaws. He’s salty Jiraiya never consulted him for the accuracy and now reads them to poke fun at his old teammate.

Obito: He used to make fun of Kakashi for reading them so naturally you’d think he’d dislike them. However, as he got older, Obito just couldn’t help himself...

Zetsu: Ahaha Zetsu just likes to ask really awkward questions about the series. It gets old real fast in the organization.

Team Taka: Psh, like you think Sasuke would ever let his team read the stuff his own sensei would read.

Thanks for the Ask!

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This is how it went down right

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Diedara with yamanaka!s/o

“Hiya! could you write a hcs for Deidara with Yamanaka! Fem s / o? Thank you!” -anon

Ive never written for deidara or read anything with him so i apologize. EXTREMELY short oops

also ya just gotta appreciate how realistic and fast the lad put his hair up like damn

Well first off if your a Yamanaka he loves the hair style

You guys got the matching pony tail and side bang its great

If you ever offer him flowers he might just explode him while saying “This is true beauty! Mm!”

Might ask for you to use ur mind control ability to gather a bunch of people up so he could practice his explosive art

How you guys met? A very good question

You guys probably cause lots of chaos together

Honestly just have a blast 

Heh

Might kill a sand jinchuuriki or two together but who knows

Do you guys have a happy ending? nope.

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Art....is an explosion

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