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Dreamy Spring Beach Escapes That Are Already Booked By Better People

Spring fever is taking over, and the perfect time to plan that gorgeous getaway was ... a month ago. You've once again allowed all that "adult responsibility" stuff to get in the way, and now your spring beach escape is in severe danger. The next best thing is reading about one on the Internet, probably, so we're here to help! Here are the most luxurious, dreamy beach escapes you could've gone on if better, worthier, and more attractive people hadn't booked them first. Read the full article

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3 School Lunches Your Child's Bully Will Love

Your weak, defenseless doe of a child will continue starving their way through their school days. Nothing short of booby-trapping the brown paper bag will dissuade your kid's bully from snatching your handcrafted lunches. Honestly, might as well stop thinking about the peanut butter and jellies and ham and cheeses your kid likes and start thinking about what your kid's bully might be in the mood for. Read the full article

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Here's What Happened When I Stopped Saying 'Sorry,' Mostly to My Assistant

"I'm sorry your dog pooped in my shoes. Cleaning it takes time out of my day, time I could be working for you. I'm sorry." I couldn't believe the words coming out of my assistant's mouth. I recently read an Oprah article about how we, as women, apologize way too much, and now, the very words I was told to shun were coming out of my assistant's mouth as she scrubbed my maltipoo's feces out of flats she would slip her feet into just moments later. Read the full article

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Adorable Teddy Bears To Pimp Out Your Man Cave

Alright, bros, let's talk about something important for all men: personal space. Our man caves are the only spaces in our lives where we can truly be ourselves, free from responsibilities and expectations, so they should reflect that in their contents and decoration. That's why I'm gonna show you how to deck out your gentleman's den with these cute little teddy bears that I've already named and grown personally attached to. Read the full article

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Meat-Based Tofu Alternatives We Love

Eliminating plants from your diet can feel daunting, but you're not totally tofucked. Giving up tofu doesn't have to mean giving up flavorless protein sponges. There are so many meat-based tofu alternatives these days that it can be hard to know where to start, but we're here to help you separate the meat from the calf. Read the full article

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Here’s What Registered Dietitians Eat When We Forced Them

Here at Bunny Ears, the health of our employees is our number-six priority, so we hired an office dietitian to help our employees make healthy choices. That was kind of a drag, though, so then we just made him eat all of the stuff that we already like so we can pretend that it's healthy. Read the full article

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Brunch, Avenging My Father, And Five Other Things I'm Obsessed With

Wow, it was so sweet of Bunny Ears to let me do this little round-up of all the things I've been obsessed with lately! Honestly, I'm totally and completely obsessed with so many things that it was hard to narrow it down to just these seven. From dry-brushing to white nail polish to solving my father's mysterious death, I'm a girl with a lot of obsessions. Here are just a few that I'll share. Who knows? Maybe they'll become your obsessions, too! Read the full article