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A Day In The Life: 18 Hours With Rami Malek (Before He Escaped)

Imagine my manic delight when I was asked by Bunny Ears to do a "day in the life" piece about the sexy and talented Rami Malek, winner of every award for his portrayal of Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody and voted "Most Likely To Become My Soulmate Through Captivity" by the yearbook committee I hired to write superlatives for my celebrity crushes. We hit a snag when it turned out Rami never actually agreed to participate in the piece, but I wasn't about to let that come between us. After refusing to return my many (34) phone calls, Rami had left me with only one choice to confirm our interview. Read the full article

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Here’s What Registered Dietitians Eat When We Forced Them

Here at Bunny Ears, the health of our employees is our number-six priority, so we hired an office dietitian to help our employees make healthy choices. That was kind of a drag, though, so then we just made him eat all of the stuff that we already like so we can pretend that it's healthy. Read the full article

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We Hired An Expert To Smell Our Farts

Farts, just like human relationships, are an enigma. Does a particular stench have more to do with one's eating habits or their individual personality? Can you read them nasal tarot cards? How many farts are too many farts? We hired the world's premier farting expert (Joel, a 37-year-old man who still has roommates, drinks Mountain Dew, and used to date a staffer who would prefer to remain anonymous) to hopefully answer these questions but also because making him smell our farts just sounded enjoyable. Read the full article

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Our Recipe For Trapped Spider Mug Cake

Everyone loves mug cake! It's fast, easy to make, and impossible to see the bottom of the mug once you've begun adding ingredients to it. Let me tell you the story of how we here at the Bunny Ears offices happened upon this revolutionary recipe for trapped spider mug cake: Read the full article

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Finding Myself: Why I Joined A Gang Of Sewer-Dwelling Martial Artists

If I'm being honest, becoming a full-time lifestyle blogger was never one of my career goals. I originally wanted to do immersive gonzo testimonials of counterculture experiences. I wanted to go out and do drugs with weird, intentional communities and write what about what I learned living among them. Read the full article