#yourdad

[satoshikurosaki]

[whatcanisayforattention-blog]

Ya know

I tried the back door once...

Didn’t realize it was “Exit Only”

[satoshikurosaki]

[janell3]

Scandalous

You were at your boyfriend’s house making lunch because he had hockey practice.

You were at the stove making grilled cheese sandwiches when you felt two strong arms loop around your waist. You leaned back, resting your head on the person’s shoulder as their masculine scent traveled to your nose.

“Mmm, this smells good.” He pressed kisses to your neck as his hands slowly roamed your body.

“We can’t do this right now, H/N is going to be home soon from practice.” You squirmed under his touch, rubbing yourself into him.

“He’ll be mad if he catches us” You giggled.

“It's not like he can punish me,” He continued to pepper your face with lewd kisses.

“I’m his father for Christ’s sake.”

[aceofspadespdx]

Lookout...your Dad is at it again... #birthday #gift #wrapping #yourdad (at Beaverton, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTI2Y0lFfFX/?utm_medium=tumblr

[aceofspadespdx]

Lookout: Your Dad is wrapping gifts again... #yourdad #gifts #birthday #wrapping (at Beaverton, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTA7H83PN5m/?utm_medium=tumblr

[asherfudge]

pronouns this, pronouns that,

I identify as your stepparent after last night

[themotherfuckersmomestary]

Moms, not Clowns

For the foreseeable future i will NOT be accepting requests to do mothers who are employed as clowns, mimes, or otherwise similar professions, the number of these kinds of mothers has been to great as of late, and paired with the fact that I've discovered SOME of these women are not even mothers after the fact, I have been, in the public eye, shifting from a motherfucker to a clownfucker, i do not desire this change for myself and as such will be putting a temporary pause on the doing of moms in the field of Circus employment as a whole. Im sorry for any problems this may cause Sincerly,        - Not a Clownfucker, i swear