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Healthy Detox Shakes To Make You Shit Your Pants—Just Like The Stars!

Detoxing is essential for a healthy body. Built up toxins can cause cancer, irritation, and general bad vibes. Of course, by toxins we mean poop, and by detoxing we mean pooping. A lot. Unavoidably. But just think of all of the exotic locations you can shit your glamorous pants in. Shit your pants at the Grove. Shit your pants at Paris Fashion Week. Take a ski trip to Aspen, and while you’re there shit your pants! Read the full article

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Healthy Detox Shakes To Make You Shit Your Pants—Just Like The Stars!

Detoxing is essential for a healthy body. Built up toxins can cause cancer, irritation, and general bad vibes. Of course, by toxins we mean poop, and by detoxing we mean pooping. A lot. Unavoidably. But just think of all of the exotic locations you can shit your glamorous pants in. Shit your pants at the Grove. Shit your pants at Paris Fashion Week. Take a ski trip to Aspen, and while you’re there shit your pants! Read the full article

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You'll Never Believe How Many Slides Are In This Slideshow Of Women Holding Mugs

This handcrafted slideshow of women holding mugs will astound your mind and sooth your soul.   Read the full article

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Why Your Kids Suck Based On Their Horoscope And Not Your Parenting

Aries Your child is strong-willed and stubborn, which is why they always got injured when you forced them to make those hilarious YouTube videos. They never would have broken both arms jumping off the roof if they had LISTENED when you said aim for the gator pool. Their hair wouldn’t have caught on fire if they hadn’t INSISTED on preventing you from burning down the house for the insurance money. Typical Aries. Read the full article

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It Takes A Village: Why Our Staff Is Really A Small Village Of Orphans

(Pictured Above, our Editor-In-Chief) Here at Bunny Ears we pride ourselves on providing high quality laughs at bargain basement prices. What’s our secret you must be wondering? Well, I’ll tell you. It really does take a village to create the fine content here on BunnyEars.com, a village of orphan children on a remote island in the South Pacific. Read the full article

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Lydia Tries It! Shutting Up About Meghan Markle For Five Minutes

Wow! This is the hardest task I’ve ever tried to tackle for Bunny Ears you guys. Ever since Princess Meghan Markle came into my life I haven’t really found much of a reason to talk about anything else. I know she’s not technically a princess but honestly, have you seen that woman? She’s a princess. When my coworkers are showing off pictures of their dumb babies and dogs I like to pull out my wallet full of ten individual pictures of Princess Meghan Markle. Read the full article

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Support Nature By Yelling 'Yaaas Queen' At Pandas That Won’t Mate

With all of the environmental issues the world has been having lately, it's so important to support wildlife, which is why Bunny Ears recommends visiting your local zoo at least once a week to yell at the pandas. Pandas need more encouragement than almost any other endangered species because male pandas suck. Read the full article

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How To Talk To Your Kids About Skeletons Trying To Steal Your Treasure

It’s a sad truth that any normal family who keeps a large pile of gold and precious gems in their home is going to attract skeletons. It’s perfectly natural for children to be frightened of skeletons, but they need to understand that skeleton attacks are just a natural part of life. Every skeleton attack can be turned into a teachable moment! To help guide the conversation, we've answered some of the typical questions parents have about talking to your children about skeletons trying to steal your treasure. Read the full article