#dimenson20

[upongoblinhill]

𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔪𝔶 𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔨 𝔉𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯

[brokenevilregal]

Squak knows that Advisor's first name is Keith. He told him in exchange for an early copy of the sequel to The Green Hunter called Hunter Without A Border .

Andhera finds this out in the most hilarious way. They're lounging in a dark hidden corner of the library with Binx just casually flipping throgh some lost tome when Lord Squak's voice echoes throgh the space booming in the silence of the library.

" KEITH! your review of Hunter Without Border.... the rest is lost as Andhera just chokes on air.

[moolymac]

Liar. Frumpy. Wrong.

[themindofthebat10]

Hey I don’t know who needs to hear this but there’s an upper limit on “lashing out because you’re validly upset” where it goes to “knowingly/intentionally being mean or hurtful while throwing a pity party” and Queen Caramelinda has broken through that ceiling like seven times now 

Edit/Sidenote: I’m willing to eat these words when we learn/know more 

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ALSO!

I cannot tell you how CONCERNED I am about Buddy Dawn being stripped of his divinity if he doesn't bring the Bad Kids up during The Last Stand.

Idk about you, but that seems like something that could be HUGE for resurrecting a god that needs a believer.

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My theories on why Kipcrap Creakybitch has hated Riz the whole time:

She has a crush on Riz.

It's not my favorite theory, honestly, but it is SO high school bullshit that would totally happen.

Penny Luckstone was her babysitter first.

Imagine, sweet little KC happily hanging out with cool Penny Luckstone only to have Penny take another babysitting job and slowly be around less and less. And THEN after only babysitting this other kid for a while, she fucking disappears. The only common thread she knows of being Riz Gukgak.

She was going to hand out business cards on the first day to make friends, but he did it first.

Absolute batshit loser behavior. Being pissed that some other kid is stealing your absolutely lame intro for making friends. So funny. Probably not the case.

She wanted Riz in her Rouges party, and he went with the bad kids instead.

Very plausible. Very us or them high school clique bullshit. Feels snubbed = raging anger for three years.

She saw Riz break into the principal's office and never be punished for it.

We know KC seems to be HUGE on the rules and fairness and whatever. What if she saw Riz steal from Aguefort's office and then not really get any punishment for it - like he goes to detention but then becomes part of this kickass party and the principal kills himself to resurrect his party members. She probably watched them break school rules ALL YEAR, and just stewed in her anger over it.

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WHERE IS THE POST ABOUT PORTER'S MAGICAL WEAPON BEING THE SAME THING AS ANKARNA'S ORIGINAL WARHAMMER? FIND THAT ORACLE BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE ON THE MONEY!

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Here is my question: even if they see The Bad Kids as assholes, why exactly do The Rat Grinders have it out for them? Like, if I saved the world 3 times, I might have an inflated sense of ego too (but truly, that only happens when the bad kids perceive a threat - ie. Kipperbitch saying they get special treatment and being judgemental on their first meeting, Grix threating students, Ivy being rude to Maezy, etc.)

Just knowing assholes doesn't mean one needs some evil plot to take over the school. Like, they could have stopped the Night Yorb and taken the glory from The Bad Kids that way. So it has to be something other than taking them down a peg.

What specifically happened for Kacklehead Craphat to decide to destroy them (because she is clearly the ring leader)? At this point, I HIGHLY doubt that it was because Lucy didn't get resurrected - they left her there. So what happened in a previous season that led to Karrotface Cuckleshoot deciding to destroy them?