#dimitri phm

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[mysticblizzardkitty-phm]

Ch. 5

[nebulonvoid]

One thing that I've noticed and appreciate about the PHM fandom is how much Grace gets passed around like a blunt.

That man is every color of the rainbow.

The man gets taken out of his fandom just to be passed around like a blunt in other fandoms.

He is the most aroace and pansexual agender man I have ever seen.

So far the running list that I've seen:

Rocky

Simon

Adrian

Carl

Rocky and Adrian

Stratt

Dubois and Shapiro (do not separate them, they come as a pair)

Ilyukhina

Yáo

Dimitri

Dr. Lokken

Tom Ryder

Driver from Drive (2011)???

Engineer Mark from In Space With Markiplier?

Din Djarin????????

Rocky again, but instead he looks like James Ortiz (i love seeing this one actually lol) (it's also good if human!Adrian looks like Meryl Streep)

More Markiplier????

Mark Watney

The 9th Doctor???

The 10th Doctor???

The 12th Doctor as well???

Like, let the man breathe 😭😭😭 he's practically just stumbling around, dazed, with a crazy amount of comical lipstick marks covering his face at this point lol

Edit: I've been told to add Tony Stark to the list. I don't know how this man got here, and I hate that I can see it

Edit 2: apparently I should also add Superman to this list??? Where are you all getting these ideas from??? (But, please, continue. I like wherever your crazy little brain's at)

Edit 3: okay, yeah, I guess Armando's on this list now. Didn't know that this guy was that freaky. (Also, apparently I need to add the three Captain Americas (Steve, John, Sam) which is kind crazy ngl. Where are all getting all these ideas from??? Please continue making Grace the fandom blunt, this is entertaining)

Edit 4: Odysseus. I don't have anything else to say bc I'm just... In shock

Edit 5: Shiro. From Voltron. How do you guys even come up with this stuff???

Edit 6: Robert Robertson III

[girlrandomstuff]

i just love how the movie showed us how obvious grace and stratt were with whatever they had going on and how the people around them realized before they both did

like, the face of this general after he asks "am i expendible, that's why you want me?" and she goes for "that's not the only reason". call me crazy, but i can see his smirk and thinking "guurrllll"

the way lokken just turns around to double check what she just saw, and what she just saw was grace smilling all sweet and stratt patting his seat

the way movie!dimitri is looking at them like, please for the love of everyone on this aircraft carrier, GET A ROOM

i dont have to mention anything about this one, just dropping the meme again

everyone is a bit unconfortable as they fuck each other with their eyes

ilyukhina: MOM AND DAD ARE FLIRTING

no doubts why everyone thought they were doing it

[ecobanshee]

Andy Weir: I don't put politics in my writing. I hate that actually.

Also Andy Weir:

"Probably asking if Sally’s Diner served gluten-free vegan grass clippings or something."

"This is a single man’s apartment with a single man eating a single man’s meal. I don’t see anything feminine at all. There’s nothing to suggest a woman in my life. Am I divorced? Gay? Either way, there’s no sign that children live here."

"So I’m a single man in my thirties, who lives alone in a small apartment, I don’t have any kids, but I like kids a lot. I don’t like where this is going…"

"The situation was dire and deadly, but it was also the norm. Londoners during the Blitz in World War II went about their day as normal, with the understanding that occasionally buildings get blown up. However desperate things were, someone still had to deliver milk. And if Mrs. McCreedy’s house got bombed in the night, well, you crossed it off the delivery list."

"Kids are smarter than most people think. And they can tell when a teacher actually cares about them as opposed to when they’re just going through the motions."

"God knows we could do with more parents being engaged in their kids’ educations, but there’s a limit."

“'You guys know about climate change, right? How our CO2 emissions have caused a lot of problems in the environment?' - 'My dad says that’s not real,' said Tamora.'"

"Thirty years. I looked out at their little faces. In thirty years they’d all be in their early forties. They would bear the brunt of it all. And it wouldn’t be easy. These kids were going to grow up in an idyllic world and be thrown into an apocalyptic nightmare."

"A modern nuclear plant can power an entire city for a year with the energy stored in just one kilogram of Uranium. Yes. That’s it. The entire output of a nuclear reactor for a year comes from a single kilogram of mass."

"Evolution can be insanely effective when you leave it alone for a few billion years."

“'That’s…! Dimitri, I want to hang out with you. Like—can we hang out? I’ll buy you a beer. Or vodka. Or anything. I bet there’s an officers’ club on this boat, right?' - 'It would be my pleasure.'"

"The Orlan-MKS2 is possibly the best EVA suit ever made."

"'I’ll write up a paper and send it along to the UN. We can form a committee—' - 'No, I said we’ll do it.” Stratt stood up. 'You’re with us now, Dr. Lokken.'"

"Well, I say 'his hand,' but maybe it’s her hand. Or some other pronoun I don’t have a word for. They might have seventeen biological sexes, for all I know. Or none. No one ever talks about the really hard parts of first contact with intelligent alien life: pronouns. I’m going to go with 'he' for now, because it just seems rude to call a thinking being 'it.'"

"The Blip-A control room probably has awesome-looking Braille-like readouts. Well, I’m sure it’s way more advanced than that."

"“'Because I have the U.S. Army,' she said. 'And that’s a damn fine army.'"

"I should be more culturally sensitive, but he threw shade when I talked to myself."

“And just like that another climate denier is born. See how easy it is? All I have to do is tell you something you don’t want to hear.”

"I am a tree-hugging antiwar throwback to a bygone era of protest politics.”

"'You are very heavy,' I say. I hope he doesn’t take that to mean Hey, fatty! Go on a diet!"

“'Are they artificial intelligence of some kind?”

Stratt asked. 'No,' said Lamai. “We do not have time to develop a complicated neural network. This is a strictly procedural algorithm. Very complex, but not AI at all. We have to be able to test it in thousands of ways and know exactly how it responds and why. We can’t do that with a neural network.'"

"There are old Eridians out there who were alive when Columbus discovered (a bunch of people already living in) North America."

“'I never would have thought a woman would be so sexist against women.' - 'It’s not sexism. It’s realism.” She righted a strand of hair that had blown into her face. “My guidelines were that all candidates must be heterosexual men.' - 'Why not all heterosexual women?' - 'The vast majority of scientists and trained astronaut candidates are men. It’s the world we live in. Don’t like it? Encourage your female students to get into STEM. I’m not here to enact social equality. I’m here to do whatever’s necessary to save humanity.' - 'Still seems sexist.'”

"I put my hand to my chest in mock surprise. 'Goodness me! DuBois appears to be black! I’m surprised you allowed it! Aren’t you afraid he’ll ruin the mission with talk of rap music and basketball?'"

"I leaned to Dimitri. 'Are all Russians crazy?' - 'Yes,' he said with a smile. 'It is the only way to be Russian and happy at the same time.' - 'That’s…dark.' - 'That’s Russian!'"

“And can you tell the goddamned corrupt government officials in North Africa to stay out of the way?”

“'That part will be easy,' she said. 'When this is all over, those governments will keep the blackpanels. They’ll be the industrial-energy powerhouse of the world.'”

“See, there we go,” he said. “Save the world and permanently lift Africa out of poverty while we’re at it.

“'Why would New Zealand pay a bunch of money to help Africa?' I asked. 'Because we’re nice,' Redell said. 'Wow,' I said. 'I know New Zealand is pretty cool but—' - 'And it was going to be a New Zealand–owned company that charged for the power,' Redell said."

"We have an unspoken agreement that cultural things just have to be accepted. It ends any minor dispute. 'Do it my way because it’s how I was raised,' basically. We haven’t run into anything where our cultures clash…yet."

“We’re part of the ecology, Ms. Stratt. We’re not outside it. The plants we eat, the animals we ranch, the air we breathe—it’s all part of the tapestry. It’s all connected. As the biomes collapse, it’ll have a direct impact on humanity.”

"It’s Russian for 'vodka.' How do I know that? Because I spent months on an aircraft carrier with a bunch of crazy Russian scientists. I saw that word a lot."

"This screen is just three columns of white text on a black background. The left is all Chinese characters, the middle is Russian, and the right is English."

"We need to raise a strong, solid generation of survivors. Right now we’re soft. You, me, the whole Western world. We’re the result of growing up in unprecedented comfort and stability."

"Do you think the United States—the most powerful military force of all time—is going to sit idly by while half their population starves? How about China, a nation of 1.3 billion people that’s always on the verge of famines in the best of times? Do you think they’ll just leave their militarily weak neighbors alone?”

(this is a very superficial, implcomplete listing. everyone feel free to add on)

[greatsnakestintin]

Ilyukhina does a blind taste test for Watney to see if he can really “taste the potato” in vodkas. there’s a ship-wide betting pool. Bob Redell loses nearly half a million to Dimitri and Grace.

[uhh-kt]

Project Hail Mary moodboards part: 1, 2, 3 (Vatlings Edition)

Lokken

Dimitri Komorov

Lamai

Francois Leclerc

Robert Redell

Steve Hatch

[raointean]

From chapter 16 of Andy Weir's "Project Hail Mary"