Dinosaur Neck
I strained my stupid throat doing yoga because I’m dumb and rehabbing old injuries is the absolute worst, but yoga and breathing practice (yeah, practice breathing, this sucks) was better than my weird alternatives right now and, long story short, I got excited and ignored everything I ever learned in a dance class or yoga class and done strained my throat.
The point is, when I was freaked out that my throat was weird feeling (it didn’t hurt, wasn’t swollen, just felt like someone mildly choking me, but you know... coronavirus), Jake, a perfectly capable trainer, just goes “well yeah, you’ve got a big brain and a dinosaur neck, what did you think was going to happen when you started doing that back bend thing?”
And now all I can picture myself as is a longneck dinosaur with a GIANT overgrown head. So... this is the new me. I hope you accept it.
