Vulture

I write fanfics, draw occasionally, and sometimes have strange ideas that I'm too lazy to actually write or draw myself. AO3: I_Am_A_Vulture

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So Klein is white starting out. He’s white as Sherlock. And he’s white as Gehrman. But then he changes his skin color during chapter 532 to be darker to fit in.

Does this mean Klein can become a black person?!? Is that blackface?!? I really can’t tell… I mean, I guess not because blackface is usually making fun of black people while Klein is doing it to blend in and it’s part of his potion, not just some random thing.

Rambling ahead but also a good fanfic idea lol:

But that then leads me to thinking… shapeshifters. Shapeshifters can change their shape, but it’s not necessarily they can change color or anatomy. Imagine if you see a cat with human skin, no fur, and it just says “meow” in a deep voice a human peen just dangling. XD

On a lighter note: Can Klein turn into a cat?? I WANT TO KNOW DAMMIT!!

I need a fanfic where Leonard adopt a cat and the cat is Klein stuck in cat form. And the old man is just like “that is one strange cat” and you just see a normal cat but he’s like “there’s something weird about that cat” and Leonard just shrugs him off and ignores him keeping Klein as his pet.

Then imagine the surprise when the cat transforms into a naked Klein Moretti and Leonard just… stares. “I rubbed your belly.”

“Yes you did.”

“I… pet you.”

“Yes.”

“I fed you cat food.”

“Yep.”

“Can you turn back?”

“LEONARD!!!”

Or depending on whether it’s the faceless potion that did it:

“KLEIN?!?”

“Leonard. Look- I can explain!”

“YOU REINCARNATED AS A CAT AND THEN CAME BACK?!?”

“… yes. That is exactly what happened.”

“OMG I MISSED YOU!!!”

But also, since Klein was a cat, he got to see a side of Leonard he never saw. Like him talking to himself and his every day home life. How he was grieving the loss of his friends.

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Me: listening to music

YouTube Music: plays isn’t she lovely

Me: sobbing uncontrollably

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What's this??? Art of Shen Qingqiu(Shen Yuan) that i did?!?!

Basically I've been practicing eyes (a new type of eye) and am loving it. Also tried my hand on some eyeshadow.

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Just passed a church with a sign that said “worship the sun” and some other stuff I couldn’t read, we were driving.

Apparently Christian’s have started to convert to the Eternal Blazing Sun god. XD

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IM SORRY BUT WTF?!?

WHEN WAS SOMEONE GONNA TELL ME THAT MORT FROM MADAGASCAR IS AN IMMORTAL BEING OLDER THAN ALL THE OTHER LEMURS AND ABSORBS OTHER LIFEFORMS TO EXIST?!?

THIS THING?!?

A FUCKING ELDRITCH BEING OF SOME SORT?!?

This is like- the craziest stuff I’ve ever seen!!! It’s like Scooby-doo being an Eldritch being!! My childhood!!

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MDZS RANT

WARNINGS: Jiang Bashing

Wei Ying had been born to good parents I believe. But then was on the street when they died. Which, couldn’t have really been helped with the situation. It’s not like the parents could have contacted the Jiangs and gone “oh we’re probably gonna die tonight, please take care of our son.” Because they were talented! They didn’t expect to die!

But then, the Jiangs. I have some beef with them. They mistreat Wei Ying from day one. Getting rid of the puppies may seem like an understandable thing temporarily, but getting Wei Ying to get over his fear should be the important thing. But they never helped him with his fear.

Jiang Fengmian was a pushover.

Madam Yu was abusive to Wei Ying.

And what did Jiang Yanli do? She comforted but didn’t stop the behavior. She obeyed her mother and didn’t offer any real support to her supposed brother. She defends her mother and her little brother who both have anger issues and mistreat Wei Ying.

And you could say, well what was she supposed to do? Defend her brother! Look for a solution! As someone who has been abused my entire childhood, I know how it feels. Wei Ying was taught from a young age that he cannot be too bright or he risks getting beaten with a spiritual weapon!! Even the Lans didn’t whip Lan Zhan with a spiritual weapon after he fought 30 elders to protect the Yiling Patriarch!!

Jiang Cheng has some insecurities and anger issues. Just like his mother. But that doesn’t mean he should just keep shoving Wei Ying down.

Wei Ying most likely has ADHD. And the fact that his “family” doesn’t like the way he acts is just… weird to me. He’s talented, he’s funny, he’s positive! But of course, the family has their issues.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I do love the Jiangs and understand their part in the story. But I also think they’re kinda abusive towards Wei Ying.

They even groomed him to believe that his life is lesser than Jiang Cheng. That he should give up his entire being for Jiang Cheng and Jiang Yanli. He shouldn’t have felt obligated to find a golden core for Jiang Cheng. He shouldn’t have felt obligated to tear out his own and give it to Jiang Cheng.

I actually really like it when Wei Ying decided to go off on his own! It was a big move and he had to cut ties with everything he knew. But sometimes, that’s what you have to do.

Did the Jiangs do their best to raise Wei Ying with their own problems going on? Probably. Was it the best life for Wei Ying? Not at all.

But he did finally get a happy ending with Lan Zhan! And I’m so happy for him. Having papapa everyday with his husband and finding new ways to skirt around the Lans 4,000 rules and avoid punishment.

Maybe I just see myself in Wei Ying and am being too harsh. 🤷

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Some miscellaneous art I did :3

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Man I’ve been running in circles with my illness. One doctor said “you have a UTI!” And gave me antibiotics. A urologist said “you don’t have a UTI, it’s just how you are.” And then I went to the ER and they said “you’re VERY infected. You need a different antibiotic, the one they gave you doesn’t work for people like you.” And so now I’m on a different antibiotic.

My bladder hurts… ;-;

Luckily, despite my infection being severe, they don’t think i need hospitalization at this time. If the antibiotics don’t help though, I could end up hospitalized.

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Alger: praise god

Klein: ah yes… praise me- I mean praise god!

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Me: ah I’m tired. Let’s go take a nap.

Weather: oh by the way, there’s a tornado watch.

Me: welp. There goes my plans of sleeping soundly.

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Update on my sickness:

No heart problems were spotted thankfully! However, there is seemingly no explanation for my pain and symptoms.

Which… sucks. I’ve constantly gone to the doctor for problems only for them to tell me my body is healthy. It’s very frustrating! ;-;

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Update on my sickness: I may be having some heart problems as I’m suffering from two infections at once. So far, no real urgency has arrived but my heart rate keeps changing and my oxygen is slightly low. Breathing is slightly difficult but not enough to warrant ER yet. Tomorrow I’m going to the doctor for one of my infections and I’ll ask them what I should do when I get there. Most likely, they’ll tell me to go to the ER. Which, kinda sucks. But ya know, if I need it I need it.

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I’m officially sick!! I got lung inflammation and I feel like shit! No energy either, so like- reading? Writing? Nope. No energy for. ;-; barely have the energy to type this.

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I just finished volume 2!!!! :D

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WHY DOES SHERLOCK MORIARTY LOOK LIKE BBNO$?!?

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Trissy just absolutely obliterated the prince XD

“Haha, you didn’t make a mistake. I was once a man! I used to be like you, and the thing down there was longer and thicker than yours!”

BUUUURRNNNNN!!!!

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HE’S A FACELESS NOW YAY!!!! Let’s see who he becomes! (When he turned into Dunn Smith for a second, I almost cried ;-;) but now I’m imagining Klein teasing Leonard by turning into him and exaggerating his impression on Leonard and Leonard just watching with an expression like “really?”

Klein: oh look at me! I’m Leonard!

Leonard: pfft. You think that’ll convince anyone?

Klein: I don’t know let’s go find out! *starts to strut to the nighthawks*

Leonard: NOOOOOO