#dippersghost

[dippersghost]

Dipper hadn’t expected to get any texts back on the phone he was messing with. Well, directed at him, anyways. But here was one from Bill, apparently. And it was kind of alarming. 

[ Are ou s  ri ious?!! how id you get that? how mch of i d ou have?! W h r are you at? ]

He couldn’t really be serious though, right? How could he have gotten something like that past Grunkle Stan or Mabel? Or, anyone, really, being in the body of a twelve year old? 

[yrkkvi]

[hahaaahaahahaahahahahah.....hahaa... uhmmm... hwo mchh? umm alot... a lto of itt...atctualykl not allkthat much.... hahahaahaahahahaah.....itdeostnt ttakt thatmuch tog ehtt oyour pujny little bodysuoooooo wasted...... hahaha.......]

It was hard to type with his hands shaking so much.

[wherehe ami? um,.....um....]

Bill glanced around, disoriented.

[ummmm... oh imint hyour kithcchhehn... asosllso why dont you hust float over here... its hard tot tyepe wiihtth this kkfnei stickikgns ou otff youjkr palm... but if i itaeke it out itll just bemesssyr and bleede evyerhewere... youf eeel me...]

[yrkkvi]

♠

♠ A drunk text

[hheyyyyyy pinet ree!!1 i fnaly maanged to get my paws onso me of tthat alcololol aloccol ALCOLOCL nevermind.. some of thatstuffy ou werealw ays tryin to hide frm m e and maaaaaan lemme tellya osmethigg kid…. . it was nota mistaake. heyhey heyyy howdya feel if i like jumpd offthe mydry shlck roofow thatd itmybe ooulnt hurta as mcuh???//? yay ornay??/]

[sarcasticgxth]

+2

serpentine-rouge

dippersghost

"That's not a real skull is it?... can I have it?"

[yrkkvi]

dippersghost

The two were standing in the center of a large round table, secured there by some kind of a force field. They were surrounded by strange creatures that resembled, well. Walking paper people. They were. They were humanoid, but. It looked like they were made out of crumbled notebook paper? Though they probably weren’t really paper. Or. Were they? 

They were making some sort of scritching noise at each other. After a while, the one directly in front of Bill and Dipper, who happened to be a dull green color, started yelling at them. Which meant that the scritching intensified to an extremely annoying level. 

Dipper turned to Bill. “Do you know what they’re saying?” 

"Of course. I'm a being of pure energy. What kind of demon would I be if I couldn't speak other languages besides the primitive English of Gravity Falls, Oregon. Anyway, apparently I -- you -- have been chosen as some sort of representative to defend humanity or something. How special."

A pause. "Hold on, I'm listening to the charges. They say you meat puppets are prone to destructive and self-mutilating tendencies. ...What? I'm supposed to defend you all from that? But I can't deny any of this! Besides, self-mutilation is fun!" Bill shrugged. "I am but a poor triangle, and I cannot tell a lie-angle. I might as well turn your species in to these origami cut outs and call it a day. Ooh, but I should ask if they'd mind giving me a bunch of papercuts first."

[dxpperpines]

dippersghost starter following you

"Whoa, that's... Are you... real? Or is this another Bill-dream?"

[jxurnals]

"Child....?"

( dippersghost )

[tinyxtriangle]

"So enjoying yourself stranger~?"

( dippersghost )

[yrkkvi]

It had to be a trick. It had to be some kind of a trick. But. Something he wouldn’t pass through? Really? In the end, Dipper was too curious to even care. He got a little closer. “Alright, show me.” 

He literally walked right into that. Like in those cartoons, you know the ones, where the character asks for it? That is exactly what Dipper had done. And he really hadn’t expected a pie to be shoved into his face at all. Now he was just… hovering there with this dumbfounded look on his face as it dripped off. 

The only thing he could managed to get out was a still very stunned sounding, “Why?!” 

"...Because tormenting you is fun?"

He laughed, a manic expression in his eyes. "Have fun getting that spirit pie off you, Pine Tree! I made it extra gooey just so it would stick to your nonexistent form even more. Something to entertain you while you waste your life away as a floating soul."