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Controversial opinion but clean-shaven bro is superior actually

Alpha!Dave, however, should optimally always be a little scruffy,

(Theres smth abt scruffy bro that rubs me wrong idk)

(Maybe its bc i used to always see him drawn w a clean shave and its hard-coded into my brain)

(Maybw its a feeling i get from how meticulous dirk is abt his appearance... i feel like that would extend to bro too)

(Meanwhile alpha!dave is a disaster man so a little scruff doesn't hurt)

(In fact i think he leaves a short stubble ON PURPOSE to beat the babyface allegations. He's just too pretty w a clean shave for anyone to take him seriously lmao)

(Like they're both vain imo. Striders are vain.)

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dirk strider collects my little ponies and restores them send post

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I think bro has resting sad eyes and thats why he wears the sunglasses, before he wore them he would constantly get “you ok shug?”s from grandmas on the street.

I feel this is more of a Dirk vibe, but why not! Bro is deeply sad and lonely and insecure inside, he can't completely erase it from his face. I feel like Bro's face is the kind that actually makes grannies clutch their purses tighter and maybe hop on the other side of the street... And it makes him sad and bitter.

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opinion: all dirks are the bigger freaks and all Dave’s are the bigger sluts. Valid or am I spewing hogwash?

Boring answer: it dependssssss

I'm sorry i don't have a one-and-done answer to this. I enjoy Dirks being freaks and sluts, and I enjoy Daves being freaks and sluts. I've seen every iteration of everyone in various interpretations, and the bottom line is always: If i like it, then i like it, hope this helps </3 Sure i have HCs i like but they're never too rigid in this subject.

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