#dirtshipping

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Maxie: Are you... Flirting with me?

Guzma: I'm trying

Guzma: But I have no idea what I'm doing.

[crimebunny]

Dirtship Nation do you hear me??

[kristoffs-lullaby]

another batch of requests from twitter!

[godbirdart]

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Guzma: It's a tough decision, but if I had to pick, fuck Cyrus, marry Maxie, kill Giovanni.

Archie: …All I said was good morning.

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Maxie: pretty sure you'd sleep in and forget to meet me in the morning

Guzma: wouldn't have forgotten if I were sleeping with you~

Maxie: but look at this- Arceus- look at this outfit-

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Guzma: They don't know that we're married with kids in The Sims.

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Guzma, over the phone: Hey, Maxie.

Maxie: I'm in Unova right now, is it important?

Guzma: Have you seen my keys?

Maxie: No? I've literally been on a plane for the past six hours, when would I have seen your keys?

Guzma: Well, I can't find them and I need them, so I figured I'd ask.

Maxie: Have you checked the fridge?

Guzma: No?? Why would they be in the— WHAT THE FUCK?!