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Inevitable (24.5K)
John Egan and Gale Cleven are living their lives blissfully ignorant of each other's existence. Until their dads, Jackie Egan and James Cleven get drunk and decide their sons would be perfect for each other, if only they'd stop being so stubborn. Trickery, shenanigans and disaster ensue.
Or, Disaster Dads is finally here!
Read on AO3.
Seb watching Chris join Instagram
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Gonna say it once, Jack has a pacifier and a baby bottle. He wasn't supposed to be born a teen and Cas wasn't hundred percent sure he wouldn't revert back to a baby, alright? He and Sam decided to keep some supplies just in case. Sometimes, Jack puts juice and milk in his bottle before a Star Wars marathon. TFW don't really understand what goes on in his toddler-teenager head so they don't say anything. As long as the kid is happy— which he is. Very.
Sam and Guy get separated for all of 5 minutes before:
Guy:
EB:
"Do you need me to call someone? Your husband maybe?"
Bonus?
Sam:
"GUY?!"
Literally can't function when they aren't within line of sight.
Aziraphale: Crowley! Dear! Did you get Warlock his breakfast?
Crowley: Yeah. It's on the counter.
Aziraphale: The only thing on the counter is a pint of cookies and cream ice cream.
Crowley: Yeah, and ...?
Aziraphale: Crowley! He's a growing boy! He can't eat ice cream for breakfast!
Crowley: Don't be daft, Aziraphale. That pint of ice cream's been on the counter all morning! He can't eat that!
Aziraphale: ...
Crowley: He's gonna drink it.
Stephen: I don't know what to do with Illyana anymore. She's been through a rebel phase and locks herself in the bedroom with loud, angsty teenager songs instead of training the mystic arts with me.
Victor: Valeria lectures me about Manichaean aspects of my life, as well as decisions upon my government. She's also strongly against the idea of uniting magic and technology and criticizes every new device I build with harsh words.
Stephen and Victor, in unison: Teenagers.
What if baby Harry met Starscream and his tribe first?
Thanks for asking! This has already been asked and has a few responses in the Disaster Dads tag on my blog. The name is a pretty good indicator for how well I think that would go lol, but it would be very cute.
