I know that LQG is like younger than the rest of the pl but idk how much younger he really is
it's probably like 2 or 3 years younger but I find the idea of him being a full decade younger hilarious

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I know that LQG is like younger than the rest of the pl but idk how much younger he really is
it's probably like 2 or 3 years younger but I find the idea of him being a full decade younger hilarious
any strugglers in the chat? can i get a wahoo
the brothel jiejies hear that Shen qingqiu is actually 2 people. Shen yuan is the nice one and Shen jiu is the mean one.
disciple liu qingge: that evil leach Shen jiu comes here practically every night and disgraces women!! I need to fight him!! >:(
Jiejie: Shen yuan, actually :D
Liu qingge (who actually likes sy): what??!!?
*Shen jiu bursting out of the closet*: what????
Shen yuan gets interrogated by both his brother and his overly aggressive shixiong.
I have a #JiuPlane plot bunny, sort of like a sister story (kinda) to Two Part Harmony. In this, Airplane is disciple not-yet-Qinghua and Shen Jiu is Shen Jiu, LOL
But Shang Hua is a musical cultivator, one that can't play any instruments. He can sing, though, but his cultivation only comes through songs that he *loves*. So like, just humming a little ditty won't do. He has to LOVE what he's singing, he has to Feel Things while he's singing.
He has to sing with his whole chest, no reservations or hesitations.
So he gets to be very good at silencing arrays, is what I mean.
The A Ding peak lord, Wang Anshui just *happens* to wander by when Shang Not-yet-Qinghua is singing his heart out in some hidden away place on A Ding. Maybe by one of those cliffside waterfalls.
Anyway, Wang Anshui realizes immediately what the problem is. Fortunately, he's good friends with the Qing Jing peak lord, Shen Anwei. And Anwei has his *own* disciple issues to deal with--namely his feral little disciple who bites and claws in fights, who forgets to use cultivation except when he thinks he's fighting for his life.
Shen Jiu's problem is that he needs to feel *safe* in order to properly cultivate. Which is nearly never does. So you see the problem, yes?
Thankfully, Wang Anshui is something of a genius, and therefore he brings Shen Anwei into his confidence about their little disciple problem.
And so, Shen Jiu is voluntold to go teach this A Ding peak disciple how to play the qin. And Shang Not-yet-Qinghua is ordered to make Shen Jiu feel *safe* enough to cultivate.
Cue the montage of :
SJ spying on the ADP disciple Shin wants him to teach.
SJ discovering that Shang Not-Yet-Qinghua *does* have musical cultivation after all! And the music he creates is so--unlike anything he's heard before. It brings to mind the flight of birds across a cloudless sky, the movement of stars across a moonless night, the feeling of flying without wings, the feeling of *hope*, the feeling that someday, someone might look upon Shen Jiu and *know* him.
Know him and not be repelled like everyone is.
in the moonlight
peerless melons vs. luo binghe's mommy issues
(from peerless melons vs the patriarchy by x_los)
Milk Run
Shen Jiu glanced warily at Wei Guang. Being paired with someone from Wan Jian was better than working with someone from Qing Jing, but this was still a male he didn't know. They only had enough funds to share a room on the trip, as expected for disciples. There would be no sleeping for him until they returned from this mission.
Wei Guang had an easy going cheerful demeanor. Two swords hung off his belt. The swordsmith was looking to master as many different types of blades as possible in order to push his skill further as a smith. Shen Jiu could admire such work ethic, if it hadn't meant that Shen Jiu had to put up with him on this trip.
Shen Jiu was meant to sketch out the thousand screaming weed and safely harvest their buds. Wei Guang was meant to destroy the thousand screaming weeds and make sure that they didn't continue spreading. While the buds were useful in amplifying the power of spiritual artifacts when the oil was properly extracted from them, the thousand screaming weeds themselves tended to lure in humans with screams and cries of pain that would disorient and leave the victims digging in the field until they bled or died of exhaustion, providing rich nutrients to the plants.
Wei Guang was chatty. He wasn't as terrible as Shang Hua, who seemed prone to babbling about whatever popped into his head. Wei Guang would comment and share jokes as they traveled however, leaving Shen Jiu feeling rather uncomfortable. He was just glad that he wasn't being forced to ride a horse and Wei Guang had agreed with getting a cart. Shen Jiu's unfamiliarity with horseback riding would stay hidden for now while adding to his persona of being a spoiled noble unwilling to put in effort.
Shen Jiu was getting better at going without sleep. His cultivation was getting stronger. A week was still pushing it however, and had him snapping at Wei Guang. His fellow disciple was clearly offended by Shen Jiu's words and actions, but he could not care. He just wanted to rest, was that so hard to ask?
They finally reached the field reported to hold thousand screaming weed. Wei Guang cheerfully drew out a fire talisman. "Wait!" Shen Jiu snapped. "The buds!"
"Subduing them with the smoke first would be better, wouldn't it?" Wei Guang asked. "Then you won't be distracted by the screams."
Shen Jiu blinked. Ah, was that the weeds screaming? He had thought that was just in his head. He had automatically put it out of his mind. He drew himself up sharply. "If you find it distracting go ahead. I will start working."
Wei Guang frowned at Shen Jiu. The Qing Jing disciple was far too prideful. He set out a fire and carefully kept it in check as Shen Jiu focused on gathering the buds. His fellow disciple didn't even seem to notice the flames or Wei Guang's presence as he worked, entirely off in his own world.
Shen Jiu examined the number of buds he had gathered. Two bushels should be enough, shouldn't it? Perhaps he should try to get more just in case. He looked up to ask Wei Guang, only to find that most of the field was now ash. "You burned them all?"
"You seemed to have finished," Wei Guang replied calmly. "You collected all we needed and more."
Shen Jiu frowned. "We should head back."
"We don't need to rush," Wei Guang said. "We can take our time."
"And have them wait?" No, Shen Jiu couldn't take another week without sleep.
"I'm sure they don't expect us back so soon."
Shen Jiu scowled and thrust the gathered baskets at Wei Guang. "Fine!" He marched off. He was so tired.
Wei Guang frowned. Truly, was a break so difficult? What was wrong with Shen Jiu?
“No.” Sentenced the Qing Jing Peak Lord, Sheng Zhigan. “Despite the experience you have had at such an age, it does not compare, beat, the seasoning of wisdom. They will polish your bones with their teeth, and your marrow will be their wine.” Shen Jiu’s petition was cast into the waste pile that accompanied the great desk of the scholarly Peak Lord.
Watching his painstaking calligraphy, his perfect syntax, and the artistry of his words as they fluttered down to join the brown-nosing of unimportant nobodies— It stifled. It was a strange recognition, realization. To be preemptively shielded from danger, it was, irking. An ill-fitting garment, an almost paternal hovering.
It was an insult to every scar the Qing Jing uniform he wore covered.
The old instinct to bite and run, sink his teeth into the offending hand, that had so carelessly tossed aside his civility, beckoned his base instincts to the fore.
However, the mantle of Head Disciple wore on his shoulders like the overlarge yoke he had toiled under when ordered to fetch water.
“Shizun—“ He began, slowly, civilly. His face wore respect, an expression of manufactured porcelain. Shen Qingqiu hoped his Shizun would treat it as gently as he did the expensive vases he hoarded. He could not, however, silence the undertone of ‘you are being unreasonable, and it is by my merit alone I am not pointing it out.’
“I am the most equipped to take on this mission. I have the experience, the knowledge, and, with honor to Shizun, the skill, necessary. None of my martial siblings work to fit this assignment as well as I do right now. Is not expediency more than crucial here? Certainly a more senior disciple could sit within the annals of the library for half a year and emerge able to talk business with me, but I am capable now. Begging Shizun to reconsider, for the sake of Qing Jing’s acclaim among our ascenscionary martial peaks.”
“You have received your answer already, Head Disciple. I believe your shishu intends to throw his Liu Qingge at it.” Sheng Zhigan’s eyes had already returned to his never-ending paperwork. Incredulity washed over Shen Jiu. Did he not also bear the generational ‘Qing’? Was he not the senior in every way?
“Shizun surely doesn’t imply that I allow my inexperienced shidi to bear such a difficult task, when as his shixiong, I am all the more suited to the toil of it?”
“It is my right to imply nothing at all, Qingqiu.” Was the steady reply.
“Shizun cannot be serious.”
“Can I not? Alright, Qingqiu, let us say I was merely joking. Your request has been granted.”
Shen Qingqiu was quick to bow, the victory cheap, for the unfairness of having to fight for it in the first place. “Thanking Shizun, this disciple will prepare to leave with sunrise.”
“Qingqiu misunderstands. This master has granted Qingqiu the right to fulfill his duty as Shixiong to Liu Qingge. He will of course, spend the next week instructing said martial brother, before setting out upon the assignment together.”
“This master has full faith in Qingqiu to lead his shidi, and deal with these demonic cultivators swiftly. Without the cost of two of Cang Qiong’s heirs. Dismissed.”