The Cat House

[ehannfic]

I have a #JiuPlane plot bunny, sort of like a sister story (kinda) to Two Part Harmony. In this, Airplane is disciple not-yet-Qinghua and Shen Jiu is Shen Jiu, LOL

But Shang Hua is a musical cultivator, one that can't play any instruments. He can sing, though, but his cultivation only comes through songs that he *loves*. So like, just humming a little ditty won't do. He has to LOVE what he's singing, he has to Feel Things while he's singing.

He has to sing with his whole chest, no reservations or hesitations.

So he gets to be very good at silencing arrays, is what I mean.

The A Ding peak lord, Wang Anshui just *happens* to wander by when Shang Not-yet-Qinghua is singing his heart out in some hidden away place on A Ding. Maybe by one of those cliffside waterfalls.

Anyway, Wang Anshui realizes immediately what the problem is. Fortunately, he's good friends with the Qing Jing peak lord, Shen Anwei. And Anwei has his *own* disciple issues to deal with--namely his feral little disciple who bites and claws in fights, who forgets to use cultivation except when he thinks he's fighting for his life.

Shen Jiu's problem is that he needs to feel *safe* in order to properly cultivate. Which is nearly never does. So you see the problem, yes?

Thankfully, Wang Anshui is something of a genius, and therefore he brings Shen Anwei into his confidence about their little disciple problem.

And so, Shen Jiu is voluntold to go teach this A Ding peak disciple how to play the qin. And Shang Not-yet-Qinghua is ordered to make Shen Jiu feel *safe* enough to cultivate.

Cue the montage of :

SJ spying on the ADP disciple Shin wants him to teach.

SJ discovering that Shang Not-Yet-Qinghua *does* have musical cultivation after all! And the music he creates is so--unlike anything he's heard before. It brings to mind the flight of birds across a cloudless sky, the movement of stars across a moonless night, the feeling of flying without wings, the feeling of *hope*, the feeling that someday, someone might look upon Shen Jiu and *know* him.

Know him and not be repelled like everyone is.

[lorewritesstuff]

LMY (and others') view of moshang: And then the big scary ice demon pushed down the weak, trembling cultivator who was unable to escape his tender mercies.

meanwhile Moshang:

MBJ, robes artfully falling around his chest: Shang Qinghua. Come to bed.

SQH, all but stabbing the paper with red ink: Not now, Daddy's about to end this man's whole career.

[justalurkr]

Xitter ate the tweet this is from, but Tim Bender posted it

On what the male loneliness epidemic is really about. Given actual alternatives, women are opting tf OUT of "traditional roles".

Edited to add found the tweet

[darkangelazrael]

God damn it, not again, brain.

I have seen SVSSS amnesia fics! I have even seen some where Liu Qingge is (at least one of) the one to get the amnesia. I have enjoyed them.

But you know what I haven't seen?

I have not seen anything where Liu Qingge gets amnesia during the Five Years (probably from a head injury lbr, woke up just before getting tossed home) and Luo Binghe takes absolutely shameless advantage of it to lie like a rug and convince his most persistent problem that actually they are allies. They are working together to revive someone they both care about! It's all pretty stressful and they spar a lot to blow off steam and things got! A little out of hand!

Come on, Shishu, let's go wash the blood off and he can tend your wounds. Replace these ruined robes, see, this is exactly why they usually wear black, he told you white was a mistake, you look like a fierce corpse-

Meanwhile, certain key people at Cang Qiong are losing their shit, because LQG has usually dragged himself back or been dumped unconscious through a portal by now. Did LBH finally kill him? Did he get waylaid on the way back? They can only lose so many Peak Lords!

Imagine if SQQ does not stumble into a fight between LBH and LQG after being captured, but a back and forth squabble over the plan for getting into the Holy Mausoleum. (And LMY/YYX def got captured by SHL on purpose because they are trying to find out what happened to ge/Shizun!)

"Shishu no, I know you want to catch the Black Moon Rhino-Pythons and usually I would let you, but I'm going to need you at your best once we get inside so let Mobei-Jun do it."

"You'd better make it up to me, then."

"This lord will throw you around all you want, afterwards."

...in a fight, right?

[kness]

16 bunnies

[girlsithcatz]

Wow uhh the previous post was so bad quality i really hope this one is better 😭😭💔

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[red-garden]

More Bai Zhan Shixiong Shen Yuan AU

Liu Qingge hates going to disciple selections, and only goes when Shen Jiu does in order to rescue whoever it looks like Shen Qingqiu might pick to be his personal disciple. Since Bai Zhan historically gets its disciples from the children climbing the mountain, no other hall masters but Shen Yuan go to selections every time. Shen Yuan specifically seeks out the most impoverished looking kids, since street kids and farmers have the best instincts for survival and hunting. He doesn’t even test them for spiritual aptitude, being too soft hearted to get a kid’s hopes up and then tell them no. A lot of the children think Shen Yuan is scary at first, but his milf energy always shines through eventually when he kisses their scrapes and teaches them how to read. As a result, Shen Yuan has a small army of unusually competent personal disciples (most Bai Zhan masters go with the sink or swim school of teaching, rather than actually helping their kids when they struggle). Shen Yuan is also far more involved in the running of Bai Zhan peak, leading most of the sect to think of him as the peak lord in secret. After a few incidences of disciples referring to Shen Yuan as the peak lord, he scrambles to explain how he’s just an involved helper (trying to make Liu Qingge not look like a dead beat), and ends up referring to himself as the wife of Bai Zhan’s household. The title of Shimu sticks very well, much to Shen Yuan’s immediate chagrin, and Liu Qingge’s (once he gets back and learns about all of this) positive bewilderment.

[gertritude-art]

misc. project hail mary doodles

[red-garden]

I want post cannon Binghe who doesn’t socialize much outside of his original friend group on Qing Jing whenever he’s there post cannon, and all the newer disciples know about him is the historical record and what Shizun tells them about his husband. One day a poor kid who’s struggling in her classes get’s upset and tells Shen Yuan she doesn’t have any hope of catching up, since she grew up on the streets and us just now learning how to read. Shen Yuan reassures her and tells her about how Luo Binghe himself came to the sect dirty and illiterate, but became his best student and the demonic emperor. It inspires her, and she starts thinking Luo Binghe is the coolest, and whenever he’s on the peak she tries to spy on him, which he obviously catches because she is 11 and not subtle. She explains how Shizun told her how cool he is and how she looks up to him, and Luo Binghe breaking down in tears. Guess what Shizun, we have a baby now, she was nice to me and now she’s never allowed to grow up or leave.

[cruelfrenzyalchemist]

First time drawing a moshang!

[fangirlingpuggle]

Ended up combining my SY advisor (link) and SY PIDW wife (link) AU's

Where SY is one og Bingge's wives and basically running everything trying to take burden off Bingge. Not that's he's ever noticed. He is full on running the realms while LBH is away. People have to stop themselves slipping up and calling SY emperor/empress.

Bingge doesn't notice and SY is just overlooked constantly he tries not to let it bother him, it's fine he's able to fix for things for Bingge he's busy... it's been years and he hasn't even tried to see him once or notice but it's fine. Really it's fine he's fine.

So what if he's the one running the country, and the one who sits by Bingge's bedside when he does get injured (Only he had to leave for 1 moment to sort out a court issue and in that time Bingge woke up alone and called for one of his other wives to fix the issue because of course he was affected by a papapa plot plant) and so what if when Bingge does walk past him he doesn't even look at him. It's fine, SY is fine...

Only then the Bingmei Vs Bingge extra happens. Bingge is laser focused on getting a kind shizun as his empress...

So to clear harem he starts divorcing wives, including SY.

SY just shattered and it's. OK IT'S NOT FINE HE'S UPSET AND PISSED AND FUCK THIS SHIT.

SY leaves and goes back to wherever the wives family is.

... it doesn't take a week for everything to go to shit.

Advisors and nobles and every member of palace staff is freaking out everything's broken.

Bingge is pulled out of his Shziun focus tasks only to find everything almost on fire and what is happening? why isn't this stuff done? wait he's meant to do this? He's never done this? He doesn't know how to do this?

Cue him having to run realms and figure out how this has just broken whose been doing this before? How much of his job have they been doing? What do you mean it was a wife?

He goes to find wife and finds very upset and unhappy SY who is not coming back and refuses a proposal. Bingge having to woo him and slowly realizing he did have a kind Shziun.

He was married to his kind Shziun.

He divorced his kind Shziun.

There is a lot of grovelling after that.

[love4bingge]

In his past life as Xiang Fei, shang qinghua always felt a bit insecure about being a little chubby. He wasn't overweight, but he was on the stocky side and was far from having a six pack. Just because he could barely afford to eat doesn't mean he was skinny, okay??? He could only afford junk food! Not his fault. So of course he wrote a power fantasy novel where the ml has a six pack and is buff as all heavens. Anyways, after transmigrating into Shang Qinghua, he was delighted to have a cultivator's body (he can practice inedia and finally be buff and skinny and get all kinds of hot chicks!) And that works out well for a good while. (the skinny part, not the hot chicks part.) Until he starts working for mobei jun full time, and well, being a demon lord's right hand man is stressful! He deserves to have some treats even if he doesn't technically NEED to eat. So sqh starts eating northern demon pastries and treats. He's a bit put off by the wild ingredients some have, but many of them almost resemble sweets back home! And, well, maybe he does gain a bit of weight. Nothing that some cultivating and training cant fix! But he really doesn't have time for that. He realizes at some point he's "ruined" the original goods handsome body and made it all squishy and unappealing. Too bad...he should cut down on the sweets! Later. When he's not swamped with work. Mobei jun is the horniest he's ever been in his life, and the most dangerous. Demon beauty standards are different than human ones; a plump mate means a mate who is well cared for and will bear strong children. In short, shang qinghua looks insanely wife shaped and breedable. And mobei jun KNOWS the other demons know this. He KNOWS they'll be all over his human. But shang qinghua remains oblivious, because he thinks gaining some pudge means he's ugly now, and no human let alone demon would want him. He's okay with that, not that he has time to be sexy anyways, but he does mourn the loss of the original goods good looks. So be it! he will happily munch on his treats because life is too short and paperwork is too hard for inedia. Mobei jun is fighting for his life to not bend his assistant over on the nearest surface and giving him the children his body is begging for. Look at those hips, it would be a CRIME not to breed him. He becomes paranoid to an insane degree about everyone around him also lusting after what's his, especially the bakers providing qinghua with treats. He takes it upon himself to learn how to bake. It can't be that hard, right? And he needs to be ready for when shang qinghua is pregnant and has food cravings...

[rocks-n-rolls]

I feel like Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are two of the most interesting characters to write about in SVSSS. They're brothers, they're a child and a parent, they're married, they're a teacher and student, they're obsessed with each other, they hate each other, they want the other to be well, no one else can possibly understand them better than the other.

[confuzing]

A Bingyuan where Bingge abandons his PIDW life and goes to the modern world and somehow winds up as Shen Yuan's live-in... Guy. ( He does chores but doesn't pay rent, Shen Yuan adamantly denies he's a servant or a nurse or anything like that).

Everything is going well and Bingge's on track to hold hands with SY sometimes in the next five years- when suddenly Mobei Jun arrives like "I knew you weren't actually dead! You can't get away that easily, I am not handling this mess for you!"

So Bingge has to go back and pick an heir and divorce all his wives- mostly because Shen Yuan insisted he do that when he worked out what was going on.

Shen Yuan comes too, to see PIDW. Surely the partially collapsed harem won't be an issue. Surely. Why would it? He's a man and he and Binghe are just friends. He's just living in Bingge's rooms because he's only visiting. They're sharing the same bed because it's comfy! Bingge is just being a good host when he blows off his divorce/heir choosing plans to go show SY something neat.

I kinda want to moshang this too. Like XF and SY are friends IRL and XF stops by while MBJ is there and gets bridenapped.

XF is having a winter wonderland Beauty and the Beast hostage situation and SY is just stopping by for tea between day trips with LBH.

XF: you don't seem concerned for my wellbeing.

SY: I would be if you weren't into it you little freak.

XF: Bold words from a bonafide sugar baby. Is Daddy Binghe treating you right?

And then they fistfight.

[derpycatsu]

i think if he were to learn anything about the aroace label it would be through his students

[thoughtcascades]

I open and close this app like it's a fridge