#jiuplane

[blestka]

Commission for prettiest women 😘 pls boost 💚💛

[sairusboom]

I still love jiuplane dynamics

[ratmail]

Hair care pt. 2 !! Returning the favor

Part 1 here

[i-suggest-scumplane]

Shen Qingqiu (Jiu) telling Shang Qinghua to grow a back bone and stop letting everyone walk all over him and Shang Qinghua going “oh, like how you stand up for yourself when people call you a lecher” and Shen Qingqiu is so surprised to be seen that Shang Qinghua is given 10 seconds to run

Honestly those two have so many parallels with how they see everyone in the sect as a potential enemy but deal with that in completely opposite ways. Shen Jiu with his learned helplessness not even trying to defend himself against or form meaningful bonds with others and Shang Qinghua who is willing to doing anything to prevent conflict because he fears his tower of lies will crumble at the first hit. Both isolate themselves, neither defend themselves.

Oops got to deep there. Not sorry

[parkersgeorg]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

The System had been very clear: User 001 had transmigrated into Shang Qinghua’s character. For the past ten years, as he struggled against the limitations of his child body, Airplane had tried to reconcile himself with the fate that awaited him—the sect burning because of him, his neck snapped by a demon’s hand—and hoped desperately that he could change it somehow. Except now… his fate seemed to have changed by itself? “You have indeed been selected to join Xing Jiao Peak,” the teacher repeated. “Do you accept?”

Airplane joins the Sex Peak and tries to make the most of it.

Inspired by this post by @sunderwight

[endlesslyabyssed]

shang qinghua starts receiving weird (?) little packages from qjp and is convinced shen qingqiu (the original, shen yuan has transmigrated into an npc) is either mocking him or plotting something

one day it's a box of bath oils (which of course can only mean sqq is telling him he smells and needs to bathe more...how rude), another day it's a hairpin (sqq must be mocking his messy hair!), then a fancy writing brush (have a pity on this one shixiong, this shidi already burns the candle at both ends every day!)

when shen qingqiu comes to an ding peak one day and gives him a box of pastries, shang qinghua is ready to weep. these MUST be poisoned, but he's also too terrified to confront shen qingqiu about them so now he has to eat them in front of him (as a formality, shang qinghua offered shen qingqiu tea upon arrival, he didn't expect shen qingqiu to accept the offer)

as shang qinghua unhappily bites into yet another pastry wondering which cyanide compound it's been laced with, he nearly chokes on it when he notices the intensity of shen qingqiu's gaze on him

'i-i-is something wrong, sh-shixiong?'

'if this shixiong's courting gifts are not to shang-shidi's taste, shang-shidi should have just told me so, no need to force yourself to eat them,' the corner of shen qingqiu's mouth is twisted down as he fans himself. 'does shidi prefer stationery to pastries? or jewellery? this shixiong can't read minds, at least not yet.'

shang qinghua now chokes on the pastry for real, which ends up with shen qingqiu patting him on the back, which means shen qingqiu is standing VERY CLOSE to him now and shang qinghua's heart is doing some very impressive somersaults and did shen qingqiu just say courting gifts????

[beyondknowingbeyondthestars]

Rolling around kicking my feet what if Shang Qinghua and Shen Jiu kissed a bunch

What if, after some sort of an aphrodisiac pollen thats non-fatal hits them both, Shang Qinghua carefully takes care of Shen Jiu's pollen induced fever instead of doing anything about it in the way any other man would.

Shang Qinghua projecting his movements, feeling like shit himself but he can't just leave his scum villain in a state like this

Shen Jiu discovering his suspicious mousey shidi is soft... And safe, a traitorous part of his mind helpfully provides.

Somehow the two end up growing close because of this. Shang Qinghua is terrified at first honestly, why is Shen Qingqiu inviting him for tea!?

But slowly they fall into a routine of meeting for tea, and then? The courting begins. It's a hesitant thing, just a small but thoughtful gift at first sent Shang Qinghua's way. Something like a fancy caligraphy brush, or some high quality paper for personal use.

It's not until the 5th gift that Shang Qinghua starts to get the picture, maybe something like a poem or a painting that makes him get the picture because Shen Jiu notices hes a little oblivious despite accepting the previous gifts.

So Shang Qinghua brings him a gift in return. If someone can make his scum vilain happy and maybe not cause plot to happen, by all means! That's what he'll nervously tell himself at first, not that he believes he of all people could really make him happy.

But oh, happy they end up. Their courting is thoughtful gifts, brief touches of reassurance, lingering glances, Shang Qinghua is nervous to move to fast and scare him away. The only one that notices the change initially is Yue Qingyuan.

He notices Xiao-Jiu seems... Happier. And that his gaze slips more often to Shang-shidi, where it softens slightly. He's sad he couldn't provide it himself, but he's relieved he finally has someone he seems to trust.

Their first kiss is an accident. A head to close, an attention grabbed, but it was the push they both needed and they're kissing both sweet and soft, and hot and fierce all around their homes when they're alone. Shang Qinghua's kisses are gentle and affectionate, surprisingly chaste for a man like him, and Shen Qingqiu's kisses are agressive and possessive, sometimes there are teeth involved. Shang Qinghua is not at all against that.

By the time Luo Binghe shows up they've already exchanged their three bows and they're frequent presences on each others peaks.

Shang Qinghua stratigically distracts Shen Qingqiu durring disciple selection and Liu Qingge ends up with a new punching bag disciple.

Binghe heard of the love the two peak lords shared durring his days on Bai Zhan, about how grossly in love they were. Luo Binghe hopes to be so grossly in love with someone who loves him back the same one day.

[chronicallyred]

Cumplane being established and in a (fairly) healthy relationship. They've been dating for about two or three years, but still occasionally find themselves acting like gradeschools with a crush.

After Shen Qingqiu meets Shen Yuan on some sort of rogue mission, or at the Warm Red Pavillion, Shen Qinghua finds him an intriguing (if slightly annoying) figure. He likes that he's not salacious, like other men (he respects my body and does the bare minimum *dreamy sigh*).

At the same time, Shen Qingqiu is finally starting to realize that Shang Qinghua is far more competent (and funny) than he lets on, especially when it comes to Cang Qiong interpersonal dynamics/affairs. AKA, he gossips and trash talks when he feels safe. He the proceeds to read Yue Qingeyue to absolute filth, and Shen Qingqiu doesn't know it yet, but he has just fallen head-over-heels.

When Cumplane has their monthly meeting where they get drunk and read trashy yellow books (Shang Qinghua's scripts), they instead just start drunkenly gushing about how hot Shne Qingqiu is. Shen Yuan denies being romantically interested (he may not be homophobic anymore, but he's still a tsundere), and that he can't *possibly* be blamed because Shen Qingqiu is clearly a peerless jade to all who have eyes. Shen Qingqiu starts to suspects that Shang Qinghua harbors some sort of feelings for him, but he's also just a flustered, anxious wreck on the best of days, then finds Shen Yuan supremely oblivious when men flirt with him at the market.

After a while, Shen Qingqiu ends up hanging out with one of them, and the other just happens to intrude on their time. (Having tea with Shang Qinghua, or out hunting for rare herbs/fungi with Shen Yuan.) Shen Qingqiu then discover that they know each other, when Shen Yuan gets flustered and hits him with a fan in retaliation for some of his trademark crude flirting. Obviously, Shang Qinghua cowers and sniffles, but he's right back to taunting him as soon as he's done nursing his “bruised" ego.

When they finally come back from their own world realize who they're in the company of, Shang Qinghua shouts that “shen-di is being so meeeean! Tell him to stop!” & Shen Yuan's like “no, Shen Qingqiu would agree with me, because *unlike you*, he's got more common sense in his pinky finger than you have in your whole body!” & then shrieks when Shang Qinghua does something stupid; like tackle him, pull his hair, or lick Shen Yuan's hand after it was (rightfully) placed over his infuriating mouth.

Shen Qingqiu concludes that Cumplane are married, and feels a bit hollow at the realization, though he's not entirely sure why (it's because he's *unfortunately* is viscerally attracted to *both* these idiots and is spiritually crushed that he can't have *either* of them).