I’ve been around since day one and he still hasn’t given me a surname!
“Oi, Ninetyeightpointsix, or whatever stupid ironic nickname you’ve given yourself, why don’t I have a headcanony name yet? Everyone else has first and last names, in the case of Fishook you gave him both and made his canon name a pseudonym or something... but me? Nothing! What’s the deal?!”
“Doing what? Sitting on your ever-widening ass?”
((You know I have that pinched nerve, it hurts to sit... I have to lay down next to my computer and lean on one arm and type one handed with the other... it’s actually kind of uncomfortable.))
“Well, whatever. The point is you’ve come up with names for everyone but me, it’s not fair!”
((Ug doesn’t have a name.))
“Okay, fine... but if I don’t get a name by Christmas I’m moving in with @discosue at Kocoanut Groove.”
((You do know I run that account too, right?))
“What?! Then why even... I need to go lay down...”
((So, to you, the followers, I really have no excuse for not coming up with something. Usually I have tones of ideas, but for some reason inspiration isn’t striking. Since I’ve waited this long, should I wait for the DLC in case there’s two more similar ghosts? Does anyone really care? No one except me even uses the headcanon names, not even Duchess. I mean, who names their polterkitty, Polterkitty anyway?))