#thecutestkong

[discosue]

Ridley growled and moved toward the women bwfote dropping to his knees dropping his head."Im powerful feared and mighty....however......I cant dance! Can you teach me please?"

“I can maybe give you a few pointers, but Candy is the one with the ‘dance studio’.”

[kingkeithrool]

Fairest and Least Partial Judge of Them All

@thecutestkong & @the-cutest-kong I would be willing to judge your contest, at no cost to you, seeing as how the other men in your life seem uninterested. You may remember that I had bad chemistry with Tiny in Sluggers, but I also had bad chemistry with Candy, it just never came up because she wasn’t a playable character. In any case, since I will be so hard to woo, that makes me the perfect candidate for an impartial judge. And don’t go easy on each other just because you’re both monkeys, I wanna see you two fight, fight for my love!

[theherothestars]

07/15/2019

"Four Beautiful Ladies mentioned me yesterday? I just feel so... Flattered."

Blushes intestesly.

@askwendyokoopa @thecutestkong @corsaircaptain @discosue

[kingkeithrool]

The Simpless Wonder

Alright first of all, "Chickmagnet," if that is your real name; do you even know what a simp is? This online dictionary describes it as men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them. Reread that post again. Those two women were going to be simping for me!

Also, that post is over 5 years old, and was resolved when @thecutestkong suggested the new URL @kongnextdoor which 'Stacy' ended up liking better anyway. So there never was an actual 'simping contest' at all... unfortunately. Candy and Tiny are two very attractive, very adult women, and I see no downsides possible. That @bananabraiined simpleton had even given his condolences on dating Candy... for whatever reason... I don't think he's a very good Donkey Kong role player, if I'm being honest. But that's beside the point, what matters is that we put the past, behind us.

Now, let us all hope I'm featured in the June direct, in the triumphant third installment of the 'Returns' series. Also hope that there is a third installment... come on Nintendo, it's been literally ten full years!

[thecutestkong]

thecutestkong v. the-cutest-kong

“Just great, now I have drama/discourse in my tag because you-know-who couldn’t come up with her own URL. That, and she refused to consider a list of alternate URLs I came up with for her. Is it bad that the part that pisses me off the most is that everyone is referring to Tiny as a monkey when she is clearly a chimpanzee (although I would also accept ape)? You people would all lose on ‘Are you smarter than a fifth grader’ if that’s still running.”

c'est la vie

[discosue]

Not a Lot (Lizard)

“So, @thecutestkong & @blusterthebenevolent, I’m actually not a lizard, I’m a kremling. We’re similar to crocodiles and alligators, although we do walk upright and have hair and mammary glands. Anyway, I think my king of questionable mental facilities might have used the word ‘lizard’ once or twice, but it is inaccurate. Also, I am not a ‘lady of the night’ or ‘lot lizard’ or any other euphemism for whore you have on hand. I am a respectable nightclub owner here at Kocoanut Groove, and I’d like to be treated with some respect.

[askwendyokoopa]

donkey kong

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you what character I would RP from that fandom.

I actually run a crappy Candy blog... that no one ever visits...

I used to have a Cranky one, but I just couldn't do him justice.  He needs a roleplayer who's dedicated and has time to make his blog their main focus.

[twotinytails-archive]

"I think that Ms. Pink and Candy are arguing because of the cakes.."

"So girls, please don't fight! I think that both cakes are awesome and I apreciatte more the effort you two made for me than the cake!"