#diss!

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📚 diss work 4.25.26

feeling very “this is the first day of my life” at the moment. today is the day i start working on my dissertation, rather than my prospectus or working-on-preparing-to-work on my dissertation.

probably also the last hot coffee of the season. it’s cool and rainy, but not so cold that i can’t sit outside and listen to the rain on the awning.

🎧 - “right on time,” brandi carlisle

[slashingdisneypasta]

Kiss or Diss? Horror Villain Edition

I just did a Disney Villain version on Buzzfeed (Picked kiss for every single one) so I thought it would be fun to see how many of the Killers y'all would kiss! XD

Reblog/Comment your answers or even send them through asks if you like!! ^^ 10 kiss or disses below.

1. First! We have Candyman. He's real handsome, but he keeps bees in his mouth. Will you risk it? Kiss or Diss?

2. Jennifer Check. Yeah, she's gorgeous, but what if she was looking at you like this? Kiss or Diss?

3. How about Bubba Sawyer? Would you make him take off his gross skin-mask? Kiss or Diss?

4. What about Chop Top Sawyer? He's cute, but like... look at his teeth. Kiss or Diss?

5. New Nightmare!Freddy Krueger. Would you kiss him? With that tongue? Or would you rather die? Kiss or diss?

6. Another Sawyer Man! Drayton Sawyer. At least he's not wearing rotting skin and he doesn't eat his own scalp away! Kiss or Diss?

7. Chucky! In doll form. Kiss or diss?

8. Tiffany Valentine! In doll form. No, you cant have Jennifer Tilly. This is about the doll. So, kiss or diss?

9. Hannibal Lecter. Yeah, so i heard there's a scene where he chomps off a guys tongue?... Kiss or diss?

10. And finally, Winslow Foxworth Coltrane! Not because kissing him is particularly risky or anything, I mean he might kill you for sure, but I just wanted him included for once XD So! Kiss or diss?

[greens-your-color]

academic writing is like....... either i'm a genius or i'm making absolutely no sense at all. and you can't know which it is until someone intelligent reads it.

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Have I written 200 words today?

My goal is to write at least 200 words in the diss doc every weekday until July 17th for a total of 5000+ words. Follow along for public accountability/shaming as I try to meet my goal! :)

July 3: ✅

July 2: ✅ (passed the 3,000 word mark and also semi-made up for yesterday)

July 1: 🥲

June 30: ✅

June 29: ✅

June 26: 👎🏻

June 25: ✅

June 24: 👎🏻

June 23: ✅ (passed the 2,000 word mark!)

June 22: ✅

June 19: ✅

June 18: ✅ (passed the 1,000 word mark!)

June 17: 🔥🐄🛣️ (<- indicates that instead of writing, I caught on fire, was trampled by a cow, and then got steamrollered between two layers of asphalt on the I-95. Which happens to everyone, I’m sure.)

June 16: ✅

June 15: ✅

June 12: ✅

[slashingdisneypasta]

Kiss or Diss! Disney Secondary Antagonists and Minor Villains Edition

Disney Villains have been done, so lets do the lesser remembered (But just as hot) ones! Its also a good excuse to remind everyone of them, so lets get this show on the road-

Reblog/Comment your answers or even send them through asks if you like!! ^^ 10 kiss or disses below.

1. Kaa, from The Jungle Book. Snake form or human form I don't care that's your business- Kiss or Diss? XD

2. The Stabbington Brothers! from Tangled. Sideburns and/or Patchy? Kiss or Diss?

3. Razoul from Aladdin. He's handsome! Also mean... but hey, he's not super duper evil! He's just doing his job? Right? Kiss or Diss?

4. Monsieur D'Arque from Beauty and the Beast. Yah, the twisted insane asylum keeper that was all-too-happy to take poor innocent Maurice. Kiss or Diss?

5. The Duke of Weselton from Frozen. Hey, weasels are cute... ? So... ? I dunno where I'm going with this, Kiss or Diss?

6. Scroop! from Treasure Planet. I know someone here likes him (Hi, you know who you are XD) but how about everyone else- Kiss or Diss?

7. The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland. Again- human form or cat form, you do you but, Kiss or Diss?

8. The Toon Patrol from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. And I mean the whole gang- if you wanna kiss Smartass, you gotta kiss Greasy too. Yeah. Kiss or Diss?

9. Nessus from Hercules. Giant... muscly... centaur... Kiss or Diss?

10. Chi Fu from Mulan. Yeah!! The mean weaselly man!! Not strictly a Kiss or Diss?

[netodrade]

As a token of appreciation to our dear fans, we present to you the massive Boyan & Boyer Remix of Ferry Corsten's hit single "Diss!"

[sinking-ship13]

I like Eminem, fight me. I'm a white kid from Ohio, what do you expect?