#district rants

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Guys imagine Hannie as your boyfriend like...

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Boyfriend Leeknow ~

TW: Food mentioned, im lowkey delusional, eatting disorder if you super squint, addictions mentioned, these are just headcannons!, age regression moment mentioned, i might make an NSFW one if the people want it? I dunno? It's kinda long. like very kinda long

Headcannons !

100000% lets you wear his clothes literally bite me.

i feel like if his hair grown out, he'd let you play with it... like idunno why

he cooks for you but, im not sure if he'd sit you down and have you just be there or if he'd actually let you help? or let you cook at all if you like to

if you speak a different language other than english/korean, you'd actually have him folded and this goes for all eight of them

he'd play games with you even if he secretly hates them... he'dspoil you to shit too like if you guys played royale high, he'd farm and get everything you'd want just for you or for genshin, he'd drop like $400 on one charcter and in hise defense it's "less farming, plus more for later"

i feel like he'd LOVE forehead kisses recieving wise... like just imagine pushing up his bangs and craddling his head to your chest while you kiss his pretty forehead and his smell his shampoo RAHHHH

As "cold" ashe may seem he's witally just a baby :((( give him cuddles and lovies and he'll love it i promie :(

he definitally gets up early.... he just gives morning vibes i cant explain it

if you were tryna quit an addiction, he'd like bully you into it but in a such cutie way like say your were... idunno trying to stop eating less sugar and you were gonna by like a candy or seomthing he'd be like "Hey. You know that's bad for you, right? That'll hurt you." and ofcourse, he'd also be suder supportive

He PREFERS to be big spoon but on sooooo very very very very VERY rare occasions, he wanna be little spoon :( Just let him cuddle you and pet him like he's a kitty

classic one: he slaps, even gropes your butt be it in public or what

you're his pillow prince/princess and his passanger prince/priness and his literal everything prince/princess

he gives you neck kisses

i also feel like he'd bite your cheeks

"cuddles" to him is him laying on you with all his body weight but ofcrouse, if it's hurting you, he'll get off and just hold you on him

if you get hurt say you burnt yourself while cooking, he'd be to your aid in less than 3 seconds, don't even bother counting

if you like slowdancing-esque music, he'll play and slow dance with you in whichever room you're in

he flirts so much people would think you guys just met

he loves pillow fights but most times, he wins and demands his 'victory cuddles' which goes to what i was saying earlier: he just lays on you and gives you kisses

he's just a girl, can you blame him

i feel like he'd have a father aspect to him especially if you were a regressor. He'd tie your shoes, pick your oufits out, help you get your coat on and zip it up yknow :(

he'd feed you too

youre like his taste-tester, if you don't like it, it's not making it out of the dump

he likes having you sit on his lap :] (imdelusional)

he definitally texts you even if you're in the room right next to him, he doesnt care it's too much hassel to walk allllll the way there (same)

WILL tackle you, no acceptions.

when he gets home, his go-to outfit his a tanktop and sweats.

he claims skin-to-skin is the best form of warmth

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imagine leeknow as your boyfriend 👀

Requested by @leeknowfan 😀

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Leeknow bubble messages are making seriously delusional… like imagine waking up next to Minho and he’s all espy weepy and he turns to you and says good morning to you and it’s like your favorite pet name to get called by and his voice is all raw and raspy and fresh cuz he just woke up and then you both kiss and cuddle all morning 🥹

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Jeongin Maknae as your boyfriend would be crazy 👀👀

Sorry there’s not as much photos 😭 I’m doing seungpup next! Might take a break for the day though 🙏 @leeknowfan told me to do 👀

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🙏🏻

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hey guys… I’m lowkey thinking of changing EVERYTHING. I’ll still be the district9 you know and enjoy but I’m also gonna change my user… and like everything… I’m sorry 💔 but I’ll be the same person I promise 🤷‍♂️❤️

@multi-stays @leeknowfan @stayalittlelonger143

mmm yes I have no one else to tag… but yea 🫡

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Minsung headcannons

A/N: the two kids room is only feeding me delusions. Green will be things that were mentioned in the video, everything else is just my silly lovesick brain 

Rating: 14+ nothing overly sexual, but suggestive themes at times!

Warnings: Drinking mentioned, sickeningly in love, they are NOT friends in this if you thought that, do think again. that’s about it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE CAT 🧁❤️❤️❤️ 

They 100% get drunk together for no reason

They have dance parties without lights and the music is their voices but they’ll dance 

If one of them is singing, the other will start singing the same song at some point soon

They kiss each other. Sometimes if Minho kisses Jisung’s cheek, he’ll nibble on it and honestly, who wouldn’t?

They cuddle literally anywhere. It’s always one draped on the other, that’s their cuddling

They do each others make up for no reason. 🥹

They both wear glasses but mostly we’re contacts. I stand by what I’ve said.

Jisung CAN cook but he’s not the BEST at it so he’ll help Minho with simple things like chopping veggies, cooking meat, etc

They slow dance in their living room

Cuddle pile consists of Minho on his back, Jisung on him, the cats surrounding them, and of course Bbama (that raggedy old doggie but he’s super cute) and he just is near

They massage each other but that most turns into a bit more…

They take baths and showers together and it’s super sweeeeet

MINHO likes JISUNGS hands for reasons untold to keep it PG🥸

Morning cuddles and kisses to an extant so far they are *almost* late for work

Jisung LOVES Minhos voice

They can sit in silence while doing their own thing, that’s how they bond

Jisung isn’t one to get up really early, most times it’s Minho that does that but! For leeknows birthday, Han gets up at the crack of dawn to make Minho a breakfast he’s sure to enjoy and decorate the house just a little bit. Sometimes, he’ll have a helping hand (Felix)

Now, because Jisung CAN cook but isn’t the best at it, he really just helps Felix make it and frost it and he knows Minho will be happy all the same❤️

I’ve got so much more planned to post today for the bestest boy on earth so keep an eye for that 🥰

also these are the minsung headcannons I mentioned I figured why not post them today 🤷‍♂️they’ve kinda just been sitting in my notes for a while so….