#disturbingly accurate

[todaysgenderispanda]

todays gender is trying to communicate how much u like them based on what you tell them but there's no way they'll ever know because you didnt TELL THEM. stupid

Do you personally know me? Because this feels like a callout >_>

[electric---ladyland]

[fortunescaling]

which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator?

The stoic team leader who doesn't trust the main character at first

You often feel like you need to take responsibility for those around you and to protect them. You struggle to show your love through other means, so you take that task seriously. Your friends know they can always count on you no matter what. However that leads you to be mistrustful of others' actions before getting to know them, usually assuming the worst of them. On the exterior you might seem cold, calculating and distant. But those close to you know that's far from the truth, you just have a particular way of demonstrating it. When it comes to love, you'll probably try to deny it at first, bury it before it grows more than it should. Mostly because you're so accustomed to being the strong one, that allowing yourself to be vulnerable for once scares you. But it's exhausting to constantly keep that guard up, sometimes you need to take a rest and allow yourself to be the one being taken care of. Don't forget that

tagged by: @donner-katze ty!

Tagging: you 

[autismintelligenceoperative]

[anchequesto]

Don’t settle for “almost”.

Life advice from Rafik, my accounting professor.

[annefic]

got 2 love how when you put all 4 of anne’s names together the meaning basically comes out to “god loves me the most, I’m better than u and I’ll kick ur ass”

[generouslystickywerewolf]

Mr. Bennet: I am heartily ashamed of myself, Lizzy. But don't despair, it'll pass; and no doubt more quickly than it should.

Pride & Prejudice (1995)

[across-the-diagonal]

How to Explain Your Discipline to Confused Onlookers

Hunters: Despite the fact that everyone looks nearly identical, each rider is trying to make their horse stand out to the judge on the flat and over a course (loosely) inspired by hunting obstacles. The judge pins the class based on a number of subjective mystery factors that no one really understands, such as the overall picture the pair presents, how well the horse and/or rider makes up for the other’s mistakes, and which horses seem like they were imported from Europe.

Equitation: Pretty similar to hunter classes, except judged on the rider’s performance more than the horse. Possibly even more subjective mystery factors are involved, such as which type of Charles Owen helmet you have and whether the pink lining of your show jacket would make George Morris cry or not.

Dressage:  Where horse dancing meets body-building.

Jumpers: Jumping everything as fast as possible while trying to leave all the rails up and avoid dying.

Eventing: Eventing includes dressage, show jumping, and jumping cross-country. To make it through all three phases, riders need a bizarre mix of OCD obsession with detail and a tendency toward inadvisable risk-taking. There is no cure for the affliction…except more eventing.