Sep 27, 2023
Truck comes first and if there is any money left over the kids may eat. - Modern Consumer Patriarchy
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Truck comes first and if there is any money left over the kids may eat. - Modern Consumer Patriarchy
“S’cuse me, ma’am!”
Karen looks away from her husband half-heartedly pushing their four year old on one of the playground swings to the little boy that threatened to sue her a couple weeks ago.
He stands a short but wary distance away from her and the baby asleep in her arms and waves, “I’m Steve. Do you ‘member me?”
“How could I forget you?” She asks with a smile. “You said you’re going to sue me.”
“Oh, my dad said I’m not allowed to do that,” Steve say, pointing over to the water fountain where Richard Harrington was standing in his running shoes. “He’s over there.”
“Well, I’m glad I’m not being sued.”
“Yeah, he says it’s not a crime for a baby to bite me if I was bein’ an idiot,” Steve informs her. “Even though I wasn’t trying to be an idiot. Anyways, can I ask you a question?”
“I - yes?”
“Is your name Mrs Wheeler?”
“Yes.”
“Are you married to Mr Wheeler?” Steve asks, pointing to Ted on the playground. Karen confirms that she is in fact married to him and Steve asks, “Why?”
“Why?” She repeats.
“Why are you married to him?” Steve asks, ignoring his dad calling over for him that it’s time to go. “He’s nice but he’s really old and you’re really pretty.”
“Oh, um. Thank you?” She says, eyes flickering up to where Richard is impatiently waiting for his son. She gives him a small acknowledging smile before trying to hurry this kid along, “I married Mr Wheeler because I love him. It looks like your dad-“
“Kay, but I love Jamie,” Steve cuts off. “She teaches me how to swim and is super nice, but I’m not allowed to marry her ‘cause she’s older than me. Hopper told me that. He’s a cop so you should get a divorce so you-“
“Steven,” Richard says, giving up on waiting and walking over to them.
“Dad, hold on! I’m explains stuff,” Steve insists, turning back to Karen. “You need to get divorced before you go to jail, okay? I don’t want you to go to jail.”
“I won’t go to jail,” She assured him. “It’s different for adults. Your parents aren’t the same age and neither of them are in jail, right?”
“That’s ’cause my dad is handsome,” Steve says. Karen can see Richard pause and preen in the corner of her eye until Steve adds, “Mama says it’s his only re-dean-ing call-ity.”
Karen pressed her lips together while Richard experiences the entire spectrum of emotions between embarrassment and offense.
“That’s why we’re at the park,” Steve adds helpfully. “We’re takin’ a walk ‘cause Mama thinks he’s getting fat. I-“
“Steven.”
“Mama’s here too but she’s running instead of walking,” Steve continues. “I’m walking with dad ‘cause my legs are little and she’s really fast. She’s not fat like Dad and she’s-“
“St-“
“-not old like him either.”
“Steven,” Richard snaps through a polite smile. “Stop bothering this very patient woman. Let’s go.”
“But-“
“Stop talking. Now.”
Steve closes his mouth and frowns.
He opens his mouth. Closes it. And then, “But the first amendment-“
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Guys is it a red flag if he has opposing views on metaphors and other literary devices?
I did a reading for you and this was your card
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Image description. Two parodies of the tarot card The Lovers, labelled 'divorce him' with divorce papers as the angel, and 'dump him' with 'over it' on the winged papers. Middle fingers are worked in to the design as much as possible. The dark haired woman, wearing a gauzy white vaguely ancient Mediterranean garment with gold moon jewelry, laughs at a man while showing him her middle finger. The man has golden hair and wears a white t-shirt with blue jeans and an expression and pose that ask "what?" Instead of the roman numeral VI the card reads 'NO' at the top. The snake on the tree is notably happy for the woman.
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Prayer circle for Da-eul to leave her stank ass husband before the end of this series 🙏🙏🙏