#djs-muses

[shibemuses]

“So… are we gonna talk about whatever you just nudged under your bed or nah?” - Luigi @ Mario (timid-plumber)

A shiver, or more like a jolt, runs through the red plumber, face exploding into the shame color of his famous cap. Ah. Crud, so Luigi had caught him? Probably his own fault for not being more subtle.

His twin could always sense was something was wrong. It was part of their bond, eternal as stars. If one of them was happy, they felt it. If one of them was injured, miles and miles away, the other would feel it as keenly as if they had gotten burned then and there too.

"Nothing!" The elder twin pipes, putting on his best, cheerful voice (which wasn't hard considering his falsetto). "Just-a some stuff I don't feel-a like putting away!"

He wouldn't let Luigi know he had a diary of all things, a specific one with little drawings and poems dedicated to someone he had eyes for.

@timid-plumber

[gerudospiriit]

If you could live in the world of your muse(s) would you? 

Odd Munday Qs || Open!

[You know? Sure. It wouldn't be SO bad, I don't think! There are definitely worse and more dangerous worlds to live in than the Zelda universe SO! Why not.]

[koopzilla]

⭐ (( Pick a ship any ship ))

⭐          »        what    are    three    things    that    your    pairing    have    in    common    ?

Bowser x Luigi

1.) Low tolerance for heavy social interaction. Though they manage their discomfort differently, with Bowser becoming angry and Luigi getting timid, they both prefer small gatherings and quiet places. They are the pair that wanders off to find a quiet spot at a party.

2.) Extremely defensive of those they care about. Again, their methods are different, as Bowser will fight but won't say anything kind, whilst Luigi would more likely provide support-- they are both fiercely loyal to those they care for. Mario and Junior have immediate shields at even the smallest sign of attack.

3.) Romantically clumsy. Everything is good until one realizes someone cares about them. Then sentences break, they immediately clam up, and struggle to express themselves in meaningful ways. A possible bonding spot is how they both realize the other is acting weird and calling each other out on it.

[koopzilla]

Headcanon: Bowser loves singing lullabies to his kids when they're little, but while they sound sweet and innocent, they're actually quite violent.

Your Headcanons:

//First, looking up violent lullabies on google led me down a weird rabbit hole. According to some articles, a lot of lullabies are based on violent scenarios already-- because babies can't understand anyway, so moms are allowed to sing about their fears and anxieties. Next time I'm babysitting a baby, I'm going to sing about Australia's spider rain.

Bowser is a protective parent when he invests and is willing to sing in private, so definitely keeping that he knows some lullabies and sings to his kids when they're young. But, he sings about his desires and annoyances-- so he'll sing about how Peach is stupid for not loving him, or about the many ways he'd like to harm a Toad.

If the person he wants to harm is present, he will use lyrics directly referencing the audience, just to let them know he is going to be coming for them soon...

"The man in the hat,

so green and pristine,

a suck-up, a loser,

I can't wait to be meannnn."

[mushroommonarchypeach]

@djs-muses​ liked for a starter!

“Thanks for coming by to help with the kitchen sink, Luigi. You’re a lifesaver.” Peach said, smiling at her friend. She offered him a small package, wrapped in white cloth. “I made some carrot cake cookies for you as thanks, in addition to the payment.” Peach suddenly had a wonderful idea!

“Hey, you can say no by the way, but do you think you or Mario would be interested in coming to a formal gala I’m holding as a diplomatic charity event? I’m sure people would be really interested in meeting the now famous brothers who helped save this Kingdom, and their own from Bowser.”

[simiansmoke]

📜 Weege

incorrect quotes - DK + Luigi

DK: I was arrested for being too cool. Luigi: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

[bananabraiined-moved]

@djs-muses liked for a starter!

"Hmm.....this bird must be lost in thought. Should I walk up to her? No....that be too intimidating. Despite being a giant, gentle ape." Looking at the girl bird from a distance, DK is out and about, comic book in hand. He wanted to say hello, but is unsure why.

[doctorstantzy]

@djs-muses said: “The floor is all slimy!” - Janine

"oh, no... i thought i told slimer to knock it off!" ray sighed, exasperated. "he didn't get you did he?" ray asked, pulling the ecto-goggles up and off his eyes, letting them rest on top of his head.