I know what you're thinking. "Ah, falcons are so neat, I'll vote for a cool one like an aplomado, or maybe an adorable teensy falcon like an American kestrel for Dino March Madness." Consider instead... The Striated Caracara aka Johnny Rook. Striated Caracaras are obviously Very Handsome, but they are oh so much more. These guys are smart. Let me tell you a secret - most raptors? They are killing machines, but they are not problem solvers. They stab real good, but beyond that? Eh. Striated caracaras are excellent problem solvers. Give them a food puzzle? Got it. https://youtu.be/nRbBtKsHVI0 Being insatiably curious also helps - visit the Falkland Islands and they will climb all over you (to scavenge your pockets). If you put a raven and a seagull in a blender and then threw a falcon in for flavor and body with a pinch of kea zest, you would get a caracara. These guys are also social, and the carakids tend to hang out in a gang their first year. They like to terrorize local cameramen - https://youtu.be/KnhkZo57DwE (warning for caracaras eating penguin carcass) Yes, falcons are dashing and speedy or whatever, but why not vote Johnny Rook instead?









