#dmv bot

[zazagundam]

california dmv plate: "PUSSY SMACKER"

Customer: PICS FOR PROOF (ATHC, 1.06gig)

DMV: WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE, THEM PUSSIES SWOLE'D UP LOL

Verdict: APPROVED

[doctor-pill]

Ain't no fucking way

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[chaosandthe-deadblog]

license: BBC

costumer: BIG BLACK CAR

dmv: BIG BLACK COCK?

veredict: ACCEPTED

[esotericae-apropos]

based on a recent post by DMV bot

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[flory0]

If we ever discover alien language, we can just submit it to the california dmv as a custom license plate. They'll translate it in a flash and deny it because it has an alien euphamism for sex in it.