#dn[a]

[chupacabrafritz]

Hit me baby one more time 🎶

[ale-wastaken]

I love the idea of Beyond being insanely tall, that would be funny because A not being truly short, actually being really standar almost tall, and then just stands there next to B and look really short, but my baby is just being compared to a fucking skyscraper.

[mixed-match-archive]

my favorite interpretations of BB and A is the ones where they're just deviant art recolors of light and L like BB is L in an off white shirt and black jeans with red eyes and he drags a bag of sand around and A is light with emo fringe

[archrins]

I was just watching a Brutus video about bb and I got a theory,

What if bb killed A? A did 'suicide' from the stress of being the next L, but that would be the perfect cover plan for bb to murder A, A was amazing. And he? He was the damn back-up "plan"

What if bb was jealous of A not L, or maybe both. bb was going to be the only "L" so with murders he wanted and he almost, almost always wins but never does

L got a strange feeling about A doing suicide so he left bb and the first gen in the shadows. And gone. The first generation gone. Only bb with the memories, so might as well doing something he already did with A.

Kill.

[ronnierorivero]

Death Note AU: monster Hunter

- L investigates deaths that could be connected to monsters or spirits. Watari takes care of the spirits while L takes care of the monsters. They both run a training school with Roger, an alien.

- Light is a vampire that hunts other vampires and sees no irony in what he does.

- Takeda is a Jorōgumo or Spider Woman. Light recruits her to help him hunt monsters that are harder for him to kill, such as werewolves.

- Mikami is a strigoi that Light has recruited to help hunt other vampires. Unfortunately he is obsessed with counting things and he often fails as a hunter.

- Misa is a human that wants to be a vampire. Light uses her as bait and Mikami and Takeda are Concerned For Her Safety and usually end up saving Misa.

- Mello is an exorcist and Matt is a Ghost Hunter, except he’s like the buzzfeed unsolved guys mixed together.

- Near can see ghosts and is sort of an exorcist. Mello considers him a rival but Near just thinks he’s a weird overly enthusiastic priest.

- Beyond is a human (former student of Watari and L)  that helps monsters kill humans. He wishes to become a monster but most monsters recognize that would be an Awful Idea.

- A is an alien that Beyond somehow befriended.

- Linda and Ivy are ghost friends of Near.

- Naomi Misora works for the governments monster control unit. It is an extension of the environmental conservation department and she just as often relocates monsters as she kills them.

- Ryuk and Rem are Shinigami. They don’t change. 

- Dice mostly deals with faeries and non-European creatures. She spends a lot of time saving Beyond, A, Mello, and Matt from themselves. Near is probably her favorite just because he stresses her out less.

[b-birthday]

Just saying. If BB were alive in 2021, he would love She-Ra.

 And would force A to watch it with him.

[artificial-ascension]

[In their 40's]

B: So A. If each of our six kids were to bring one Dr. Pepper to school for the rest of the school year, which is 25 days, how many Dr. Peppers would they drink?

A, taking a sip from a Dr. Pepper: 150.

B: NOW. How many would they have left afterwards?

A, opening another Dr. Pepper: 90.

B: Great! Now, please explain, WHY IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DO WE HAVE SO MANY BOTTLES OF DR. PEPPER?

A, taking a other sip of Dr. Pepper: I like Dr. Pepper.