Aug 18, 2024
The DM: You’re going to be sneaking thru a ballroom in the hells and trying to blend in, so you can each pick any disguise.
The party in our blending in costumes:
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from Belgium
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Argentina
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
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seen from South Korea
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Argentina
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The DM: You’re going to be sneaking thru a ballroom in the hells and trying to blend in, so you can each pick any disguise.
The party in our blending in costumes:
"ooh I speak dwarfish?" "You're a dwarf, dumbass"
Remember my player, Thadius, from this post?
Well he got up to some more dumb shit tjat turned into something pretty great.
Thadius, OOC: this cyle I just want to like? Dick around. Like I'm gonna go break Bog out of prison and get my fucking potato wedges
Me: alright so you break her out of prison and just ? Walk to the tavern?
Thadius, OOC: yeah
Thadius: hey uhhh can I get some potato wedges?
Me: the bartender's eyes drift down towards Bog and she presses a button under the counter and you here a bell somewhere from upstairs
Thadius: can I get some fucking potato wedges
Bartender: if I give you potato wedges will you not rob me?
Thadius: hell yeah man
*bartender gave him potato wedges and he and Bog left out the back door and hid in the dumpster*
Thadius, OOC: what do I need to roll?
Me: potato wedge tastiness
Thadius, OOC: NATURAL 20
Me: these are the best god damn potato wedges you've ever had in your life. Both you and Bog are sitting in this dumpster hunched over like raccoons and the wedges are kinda cold? But like? They wouldn't be as good if they were hot. Bog looks up at you, nods, and sheds a single tear before returning to her potato wedge
Thadius, OOC: I'm gonna pull out my flute and start playing it inside the dumpster
Dwarf fighter, OOC: you gotta roll for how good the music is
*Thadius rolls and then screams and starts laughing uncontrollably*
*it was another Nat 20*
Me: you start playing your flute, and dude? You play it with such passion and love and the tune comes to you effortlessly. As silly as it is Bog starts beatboxing?? And like? It works.
Thadius, OOC: I think I'm in love with bog now
Me: DND is over forever this is IT
Player: *riding a scooter* I stop the scooter and step off it.
Dm: It swings around. Roll dexterity.
Player: .... I got a four
Dm: The scooter smacks into your ankle. You take 100 damage.